Froggy Cram-Hirsch

Cats are nice. Frogs are forever.

[Froggy Cram-Hirsch @BigBroFrog]

. @cusicram "I would walk 500 miles" just came on. Again. Humans are so proud of all the walking. Silly humans.

[Froggy Cram-Hirsch @BigBroFrog]

@cusicram lest we forget how Hank 8 treated the ladies.

[Froggy Cram-Hirsch @BigBroFrog]

@cusicram Just because I am now an active voice on social media, you need not fear the effects of that concussion.

[Froggy Cram-Hirsch @BigBroFrog]

Oh human @peterkhirsch, I lick your head. I lick your head again. I drag my claws down your eyelid. Oh you're up? Hi!

[Froggy Cram-Hirsch @BigBroFrog]

Overheard in the prison: How dare you call me unstable on this, my cat's quinceanera. -human @peterkhirsch

[Froggy Cram-Hirsch @BigBroFrog]

human @cusicram pets me. it is the greatest happiness I've ever known. human @peterkhirsch opens the door. it is time to flee the prison.

[Froggy Cram-Hirsch @BigBroFrog]

The human boss @peterkhirsch: Your productivity is down this week. Explain yourself. ME: I found a box. HUMAN: Apologies.

[Froggy Cram-Hirsch @BigBroFrog]

There is no Froggy. There is only Zuul.

[Froggy Cram-Hirsch @BigBroFrog]

For the humans' bday I'm covering the coffee table with bottle caps and string and pens for them. I am the best. So thoughtful.

[Froggy Cram-Hirsch @BigBroFrog]

Not taking it cat-sonally that the humans are playing with lesser cats right now.

[Froggy Cram-Hirsch @BigBroFrog]

What's the latest w lil sis, guys? Guys..? @cusicram @peterkhirsch