Damon

I’m picking out a thermos for you.

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@atrupar At least now we’ll finally be able to get a good handjob at Starbucks.

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@Baileymoon15 Is that grown up Kyle Rittenhouse back in time to warn us about the future?!

[Dark Hillary @HillaryIsComing]

“Tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya!”

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@Russell18646 @Razta099 @HonezKiki @nealjclark1 @UncleScottiepoo Wait… how many bots are arguing with each other here? Three?

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@jules_su Alf looks like Trump fucked Vance and he somehow had a child.

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@17gamepace Starting Palmer over Aiyuk. Don’t try to talk me out of it.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Better come clean now before the press runs with this shit. In 1976 I was unknowingly recruited to join the Soviet Union's American Momma Insult Proliferation Program. I was young and stupid. I apologize to all the mommas hurt by AMIPP. I am the victim here and whatnot.

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@DavidDTSS He looks like the final boss in the Atari Stranger Things video game.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

👏KEEP👏GUS👏WALZ'S👏NAME👏OUT👏YO'👏DAMN👏MOUTH👏👏HE👏LOVES👏HIS👏DAD👏AND👏AIN'T👏AFRAID👏TO👏SHOW👏THAT👏SHIT👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@SpencerAlthouse Had to be intentional

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@jessecase

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@___solace__ Somebody come get your Mayor.

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@JesseMixMan Mr. Sausage

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@zzyzx Just wait until they play the other one in set 2

[undertow @UndertowMusic]

I love a VP who probably knows Conrad from First Ave.

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@zzyzx Are we sure it wasn’t Cat Scratch Fever?

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@RonFilipkowski Why are both of their legs spread as far apart as possible?

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@geyanastasio @TomMarshall111 @SpeakerPelosi @phish @osirispod @tebo1717 @bathhousewitch Also a very old, former speaker.

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@lizzielulu_ Lake Placid winter ‘95 ice storm. Had to do butt-scoots down the hill because everything was glare ice.

[Damon @BigBrotherD]

@zzyzx It was the John Candy “who wants an orange whip” from Blues Brothers.