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I swear I actually like these teams #TimeToHunt #HEATNation #FightinFish #PhinsUp #FCBayern

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

A diarrhea outbreak in Ohio? I guess you could call it the “Cleveland Browns”

[Matt Nelson @MNelson_ISU]

Imagine eating this and then fighting for your life in a fairgrounds porta potty on a 98° August day 💀😵

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

What England's backline will see if they misplace a pass

[MLB @MLB]

IT HAPPENED 🍔👑

[Joe Vargas @JoeVargas]

Taco Bell has removed lettuce, guacamole, pico de gallo, and onion from several locations to prevent spreading the diarrhea parasite Cyclospora.

Taco Bell is leading the way on preventing diarrhea.

Taco. Bell.

[chase blaise @CHASEBLAlSE]

lmfaoooooo ayo. starbucks just had my driver deliver me a big ass empty bag. i thought it was a prank fr

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

The Marlins won 26 of their first 60 games.
Then they won 26 of their next 34 games.

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I spent money like there was no tomorrow and there was a tomorrow

[𖧧 @serenovaes]

trying to make a joke after we just had an argument to see if she still likes me

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

“me local pub is tree huntred and sixchy foor years old”

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

VAR for tonight’s match.

USA Belgium.

[thran_legacy 𓅋𓆏 @thran_legacy]

Just some guy on the other side spreading his asshole every time he hears the bell ring

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

This means something to me, man 🥲

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The vegetables in my freezer watching me grab the ice cream