Kevin Todd Boyer

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@RonFilipkowski

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@chambleebrandel I love your insight when a tournament gets you excited, and this first round has you wound up like a $2 watch!

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@BulwarkOnline

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@NUCLRGOLF "You're still out"

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@richardblade I think the cruelty of it all is what gets them excited

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@JohnFugelsang

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@TheAthletic @TSN_Sports

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If I feel like it, instead of saying that I was a mailman, I tell people that I haven't seen in a long time that I was a regional manager for Radio Shack or Blockbuster Video.

There's no way they can check.

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I gotta tell you- birds make falling from a fairly high height and landing cleanly look pretty easy.

Don't ask me how I know this.

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@patriottakes That looks horrawful

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That's right, Mrs Cashier Lady, ALL of this shopping cart full of chocolate Easter candy is "for the kids"

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@JohnFugelsang "When danger reared its ugly head, he turned his tail and quickly fled "

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@AmyGolfsNDances @GaryWoodland With you behind him, how can he lose?
You and him, both, "Have got this!"

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@highbrow_nobrow @JohnCleese Don't threaten me with a good time!

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@BulwarkOnline

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@AnnieAndrewsMD @harrisonjaime

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On my trip to the doctors office yesterday, I marked the "excessive crying" on the checklist and then the nurse told me that was actually "for babies"

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@financedystop @BlackmoreKellyB I really thought the next step was going to be him tilting the syrup bottle upside down and drinking out of it like a hamster

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Me (watching golf on tv and eating Frosted Mini Wheats out of the box)

Kim- "Those would be a lot healthier for you if they didn't have frosting"

Me- "If they didn't have frosting, I wouldn't be eating them."

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Someone saying, "Don't take this the wrong way, but" has a 0% success rate