Chan

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

I’ve learned that people without tattoos are actually very untrustworthy people

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

Not us no more

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

Trust yourself

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

If the legend @thegame ain’t performing at the 2028 Olympics I don’t want it.

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

Lawmen, women, or a shallow grave same ole blues just a different day

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

Mf parents be like yea my kids being wild and misbehaving cause they had red dye 40 in their cereal😭

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

When shit gets deep, I’m never afraid to dive

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

Chiefs goin to Super Bowl what a coincidence

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

If the Chiefs go to Super Bowl I will not watch it bc majority of it will just be focused on Taylor swift and honestly that would ruin it

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

Am I a victim of the Juul? Yes. Was I interviewed for this? No.

[Netflix @netflix]

Juul was the fastest-growing company in history. Now, they’re a cautionary tale.

Big Vape: The Rise and Fall of Juul premieres October 11.

[Netflix @netflix]

Juul was the fastest-growing company in history. Now, they’re a cautionary tale.

Big Vape: The Rise and Fall of Juul premieres October 11.

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

“Why you sleep so much?”
Listen, I gotta chase these dreams.💤

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

Dudes that bring tripods for their phone to the gym is a whole other level of sus

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

I need to bring out my inner Tony Soprano

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

Well fellas the worlds ending, might as well crack open a beer today and say fuck it

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

The cook watching Guy Fiere taking just two bites of the most expensive dish on the menu and saying “great texture and flavor my man.”

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

Ain’t nothing wrong with being kind

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

I’d rather die a man than live like a coward

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

“Did you sharpen your pencil?” -Sophia’s sleep talk of the morning

[Chan @BigCHANFunk]

I really just gotta know… what are y’all people that has airpods in ya ear 24/7 listening to?