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@coachjangelz Bet it. And don’t worry about it. ✅

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Phillies (-145) 🥩

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Barez (+140)

🥓1U

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Caliari by decision (-105)

🍔 2U

[It's All A Joke @ItsAllAFnJoke]

@LSUReport

[Dante @DanteTheDon]

Was not ready for Eric Church to deliver the best commencement speech I’ve ever heard.

Six guitar strings. Six pillars of a life.

Faith. Family. Spouse. Ambition. Community. You.

Tune them when you’re whole, not just when you’re broken.

Watch the whole thing.

[Olivia Dunne @livvydunne]

Dream partnership🤝@MillerLite

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

A month before our wedding, my fiancée asked me to swing by her sister’s condo and pick up her favorite old sweatshirt. She said she’d left it there after a family barbecue and really wanted it back before the honeymoon.

I knocked on the door and her sister answered wearing workout leggings and a fitted top. I'd always thought my fiancée's sister was hot but she was exceptionally hot today. She’d clearly just come in from a jog and still had that fresh-from-the-shower look. She handed me the sweatshirt and gave me a quick hug that lasted just a second too long.

As I turned to leave, she said, “What’s the rush?”
I told her I didn’t want to interrupt her afternoon. That’s when she lowered her voice and said, “Before you marry my sister, I need you to know I think you're super hot, and I've always wanted to get it on with you. If you want to have a last little bit of fun before you walk down that aisle, it will be our little secret.”

I didn’t say a word. I spun around and headed straight for my car like it was the last lifeboat on the Titanic.

When I got outside, my fiancée and her parents were standing by the driveway, all smiles. Her dad clapped me on the back and said, “Son, that was quite a test. We’re proud to welcome you to the family.”

Her sister stepped out behind me laughing and said, “Well, I’ll be. I have to hand it to you there; I didn't think you'd turn me down." I was dumbfounded. We all hugged and went out for dinner.

And the moral of the story?
Always keep your condoms in your glove compartment of your car.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

JP Morgan: We’re hiring.

Me:

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

😂

[Danny Davis @_dannydavis]

This past Thursday marked the 20-year anniversary of former @TexasBaseball coach Augie Garrido’s famed postgame rant in the Longhorns’ locker room following a 6-0 loss to Nebraska. #HookEm

[Congressman Brandon Gill @RepBrandonGill]

Today I asked an abortion advocate what her favorite method of abortion is.

[Steve Deace @SteveDeaceShow]

This is the greatest single question I’ve ever seen asked in Congress.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Some dudes go to the draft
Some host draft parties
Some get drafted while they’re playing a round with the fellas

Kaden Wetjen is already a legend

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Biggest Play of the Night.

No Doubt Sweat Free Winner

Did You Miss Me? ✅✅✅🤑🤑🤑

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Aljamain MF Sterling (+110)

🥩🥩 Fight of the Night

Let’s go

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Aljamain MF Sterling (+110)

🥩🥩 Fight of the Night

Let’s go

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🥓 on Edwards over 0.5 takedowns (-165)

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🥩Norma Dumont by DEC (-145)

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🍔Rafa Garcia (+100)

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🥩Davey Grant (-115)