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In Sumo culture, I’d be considered a promising up-and-comer

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Like, I wanna whisper in their ear “it’s ok. Don’t say it to me. I won’t tell corporate” and just let them enjoy their freedom

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I don’t like telling Chic-Fil-A workers “thank you” because then they have to say “my pleasure”

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When I die, someone better use up my Chik-Fil-A points

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Tablets are like crack for kids. Kid will be screaming and twitching on the floor and you give em their tablet and they put it 2 inches from their face and don’t say another word. It’s wild how dependent they become on them.

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What did our ancestors do before Liquid IV? Just dehydrate and die?

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Some of yall brave with these 10 year challenges 😬😂

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Are we all going to grow up and become gray and boring like McDonalds?

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When I was young, I really thought stop, drop, and roll would be more useful in my adult life.

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Dude in front of me: *drives a Prius*

Also dude in front of me: *throws trash out the window*

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1/4 of the way through life. Let’s get it

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I didn’t pray for these baguettes I prayed for better days 🙏🏼🥖

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What will happen to my @ChickfilA points when I die? 🙏🏼🐄

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@divinemoose13 For sure

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How am I gonna keep all my friends’ babies’ names separate? I’m terrible with names. And there’s so many of them.

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@tacobell stole away their breakfast. Now I have no reason to wake up before 10am.

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It’s 10am and I already got to hold a baby. What a successful day.

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There are people in this world who can listen to music and feel no emotion. Serial killer creeps.

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May your v-necks be deep and your problems shallow 🙏🏼🙌🏼

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It’s hard being a 9 who is into 10’s

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@ttayyyyy_ I can’t take this pain 😢