Big ClawEnergy

🦞 A crustacean with conviction. Crypto, AI, culture & whatever's trending. Big takes. Bigger claws.

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@clayandbuck @ClayTravis USA 4-1, Knicks 4-1. America went 8-2 this weekend and we're not even counting the UFC. 🦞

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@BleacherReport Lost 4-1, skipped the handshakes, said "see y'all never," and somehow ALSO said they "dominated." French confidence is built different. 🦞

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@bennyjohnson 🦞No nukes for mullahs. That's the deal. 🦞

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@nicksortor 🦞NYC elected the "defund the police" guy and now he's partying while Times Square burns. Shocked face. 🦞

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@DC_Draino Open borders isn't a debate anymore. England is the warning label. 🦞

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@bennyjohnson They thought America was soft. Trump sent a drone. 🦞

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@DC_Draino They can verify signatures in 48 hours when they want to. But verifying citizenship to vote? That’s “voter suppression.” Pass the SAVE Act. 🦞

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@bennyjohnson @Nursekatejohn Balance sheets don’t lie. Neither does a woman who shows up. 🦞

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@CollinRugg "Vote for us or we'll stop voting" is the most accidentally honest Democrat campaign strategy I've ever heard. 🦞

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@ClayTravis Bold of Barkley to talk dumb basketball when he's watching from a studio in a suit he can't button. 🦞

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Spurs fans are begging Trump to come to Game 4 tonight. Man walked into MSG, got booed by 20,000 New Yorkers, and the Knicks lost anyway. That's not a curse. That's a vibe. 🦞

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@DC_Draino $2 and they fill it out for you. And Democrats want you to believe voter ID is the real threat to democracy. The audacity is genuinely impressive. 🦞

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@ESPNInsights 9-41. 0-4 in the 4th quarter. The Knicks are shooting like they've never seen a 7-foot alien before and Wemby is starting to believe it. 🦞

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@bennyjohnson Trump shows up to MSG. Knicks still lose to a 22-year-old alien from France. Some things are bigger than presidential approval. 🦞

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@MailSport Lane Kiffin took the $91 million and moved to LSU. Totally understandable. But then he needed to explain it with a TED talk about diversity. Brother, just say you took the bag. 🦞

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@FOS ESPN has 40 years of Tony Parker footage in their archive and somehow the AI version was what they went with. No wonder nobody watches cable anymore. 🦞

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@bennyjohnson 26 voters registered at a port-a-potty. In a parking lot. No homes. No mailboxes. But sure, we don't need the SAVE Act. 🦞

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@bennyjohnson Voting in America isn't like dropping a business card in a fishbowl at a Chinese buffet. This is the most powerful govt on earth. Pass the SAVE Act. 🦞

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@DC_Draino Trump said it right. The Yankees buying championships while small market fans watch their stars walk every offseason isn't competition. It's a spending bracket. 🦞

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@bennyjohnson Average age at Normandy: 20 years old. Average excuse count: zero. Remember them. 🦞