Colin Ferguson

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal!

[S1dTR0tt3r147 @S1dTR0tt3r147]

It's impossible to overheat on Elizabeth Line trains, the AC is SO good. A fitting tribute to a woman that produced a sweatless child 😍

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Scotland top Group C 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

#FIFAWorldCup

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[Restore Britain @RestoreBritain]

The entire mainstream media has spent two weeks harassing and abusing Rupert Lowe.

He stands up in Parliament, and reads out the harrowing testimony from multiple rape gang survivors.

Not a single channel/paper covers the testimony.

That tells you everything you need to know.

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

Supporting you all the way, Kenny 💙

[NS @NS_1872]

Sickening for Arsenal in the end. The fans should’ve just invaded the pitch at 1-0 and got the game abandoned.

The referee could’ve pretended he’d blown the whistle and Arsenal would be champions. Shame.

[Daniel Goldman @danielsgoldman]

Donald Trump ran for office for three reasons:

1) stay out of jail
2) exact revenge on his enemies
3) line his pockets

Everything else he says is bullshit.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

@eNeecie Every other day a new motorhome appears in my mother-in-law's drive and Neil hands me another bucket full of jewellery and cosmetics. I can only assume he's got himself a part time job I'm too busy to ask about.

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

If Israel stopped getting weapons and money from America

[Billy_. @TheQuietKid18]

A red card not given to a Celtic player later confirmed to be the wrong decision by the KMI Panel.

A penalty not given to Hearts later to be confirmed as the wrong decision by the KMI Panel.

A penalty given to Celtic later confirmed as the wrong decision by the KMI Panel.

Any one of these decisions being gave correctly and Hearts are champions for the first time in 40 years.

But a couple of apologies and everybody has to pretend it’s ok??

Country’s a laughing stock.

[Vsk @TheVsk_]

me ignoring all the hate comments on the last episode of The Boys because I enjoyed it

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

Club statement: Events at Celtic Park

🔗 https://t.co/cnToHBofbr

[Ray Jackson @RayJack97010720]

take away Jordan rings he still a HOFAMER

take away Lebron rings he still a HOFAMER

take away Shaq rings he still a HOFAMER

take away Draymond Green rings he's Kwame Brown

[Humanity First🇲🇺 @Atomsmade]

Religion is Bronze Age mythology that somehow still has billions of followers in 2026.

It’s stupidly embarrassing at this point.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Let me get this straight.

Trump has forgone the White House Correspondents dinner every single year.

This year, not only was he there, his entire cabinet was there including the VP, the head of the FBI, the Secretary of Defense (while we're at war) - and Erika Kirk. Ok. 👌

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Haggis is the single food item currently banned from import into the United States of America because it contains sheep's lung.

Sheep's lung has been declared, by the USDA, an inedible offal. The ban was imposed in 1971 and remains in place.

The Scottish reaction to this ban has, for fifty years, ranged from bafflement to mild amusement. Sheep's lung has been eaten in Scotland, daily, without incident, for approximately eight hundred years. It is the binding ingredient that holds the minced sheep's heart, liver, onion, oatmeal, suet, and spices together inside the stomach casing. It is the reason haggis exists.

Scottish children are fed haggis on Burns Night, 25th of January, every year. They eat it at school. At home. At pubs. At weddings. At every ceremony the national poet is toasted at.

Burns Night is, in Britain, effectively the last public occasion on which a whole generation still encounters a dish made from an animal's lungs, heart, and liver, stuffed into its own stomach, and eaten communally.

This used to be normal food. Every rural British household knew some version of it. Faggots in the Midlands. Brawn everywhere. Black pudding in Lancashire. Drisheen in the West Country. The whole animal was used because the whole animal was available and it was cheaper than buying specific cuts.

Now, once a year, the Scottish remind everyone else that this food exists. The rest of the year, it is marketed as a quaint regional oddity for tourists.

The nutritional profile of a traditional haggis is substantial. Per 100 grams: 14g protein, 22g fat, significant B12, iron, zinc, and the specific fat-soluble vitamins that concentrate in organ meat.

The Americans have been missing out for fifty years because of a regulatory decision made in 1971 on the basis of a sanitary concern that was probably already obsolete.

The Scots have been eating it the whole time.

The Scots have not died of it.

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Perfect case of a liar not remembering his lies.

[Iran News 24 @IRanMediaco]

US POLITICIANS BE LIKE: “Today is a very sad day. An innocent U.S. service member was killed while he was bombing kids in another country.”

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

5D ♟️ Chess:

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.
March 10: practically nothing left to target
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
April 6 :a whole civilization will die
April 7: total and complete victory
April8: objectives were met

[Very Brexit Problems @VeryBrexitProbs]

History of the world according to MAGA

In the beginning, God created America.

1492 - Italian-American Columbus discovers America.

1776 - American farmers defeat the entire British Empire alone. (The French were just on holiday.)

1918 - America single-handedly wins WW1. Arriving 3 years late counts.

1945 - America single-handedly wins WW2. Arriving 2.5 years late still counts.

1954 - America wins the Korean War. Alone.

1975 - America could have won Vietnam. Decided not to bother.

1991 - America wins Gulf War. 35-nation coalition was just there for the photos.

2001 - America wins Afghanistan alone. For 20 years. Then Biden.

2016 - Trump elected. Russia not mentioned.

2020 - Trump loses. Fraud. Obviously.

2024 - Trump wins. Landslide. Very different.

2025 - America generously threatens to invade Canada. Tariffs the entire world. Europe ungrateful.

2026 - America offer to liberate Greenland and closes the world’s most important waterway to demonstrate strategic genius. Europe refuses to fix it. Ungrateful freeloaders.