Dennis Erectus

Divorced, Bullwinkles Enthusiast, Ass man, Pathological liar, DUI victim, Indefinitely on house arrest, Gambling addiction, Sack smacker❄️ #shrink

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

@classyauburnfan Mr Lees vibrator,

I to have had these experiences in the boom. Best thing to do is set this bitch straight and get back on the saddle. Always a better bitch.

Best,
Erectus

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

@WiscoVballStan2 Geno,

This is well said. Although the chicks that have burners and are racist, are hot. Only problem is any bitch that posts her rack to the public is a whore. Have to pick and choose your battles.

Sincerely,
Erectus

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

@ChowPhD What in the faggot.

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

@mikevickdogs Dan,

Couldn’t agree more. When did women even get the privilege to have opinions let alone burner accounts. Time to go back to women making sandwiches and doing laundry.

With regards,
Dennis

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

Just matched with my hot Professor on tinder. It’ll play. #LANK #wholetthiswhiteboygethot

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

Gotta love an honest man. #expand

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

Yearning for a drink rn. It’s gonna be a long week. #monday #shrink

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

This poor mother i picked out from pi phi moms weekend doesn’t know she just contracted Herpes… my bad shit was loose anyways. You think her daughter wants it to? #shrink #milfcatfish

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

guess they still give DUIs to the birthday boy. #shrink #LANK

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

Bitches these days be delusional. Do you want me or not? Either way I’ll cheat on u with someone hotter so it really doesn’t matter. #LANK

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

Sometimes I just wish I was Kermit the Frog.

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

@hungbooger69 Respect. Simply just respect. Loving what you bring to the game.

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

@LeMerePhill Phil,
Unfortunately I have never been to VillageDoor. Seems like a great place to get blackout drunk and not remember anything the next day. But the pig taking up half the screen is ruining the vibe. Don’t wanna go somewhere that 1000lb hogs are the special.
Do better,
Dennis

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

@byronicalmurphy shrink, definitely shrink. Only a pledge would be so idiot minded to sleep on the floor instead of a bush or sorority house. Get your life together pledge.

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

Fake pattys pisses me off. Why do you need an excuse to drink all day. Be a man. #LANK

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

@NotZwebb Now this is inspiration. Thank you for this post.

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🔥Top 8 BRUTAL comebacks that will trigger some snowflakes

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[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

@LandersMclartyy Mr. Mclarty,

This is ball. Appreciate your dedication to the game.
Happy smacking.

Sincerely,
Erectus

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

Photo dumps on instagram are a waste of my time. Are you hot or not?

[Dennis Erectus @BigD_Erectus]

@JosephBattiato1 Game respects game.