Big Dan

Give the old man soup

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

I play with my spreadsheets

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

Yall ever lick a salt block

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

I remember when I was a boy and momma got da ole sump pump out and said, “we gotta get da water outta dis ditch”

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

Is he gonna lube em up or what

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

Everybody stare at me while I eat my corn

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

My blue monster is so expired it’s white

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

Cup a coffee and the big time

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

Smokin that whoopi Goldberg south Egyptian fur burger deluxe mega million scratchers skunk bubba kush

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

I’m a dog, I’m bitin the fart bubbles in the bath

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

Bro why is my dick shiny, wait what the fuck is that

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

Pour some of that grape juice on me

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

You know it’s bad when you can feel the cellulite in your ass

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

I had to get a brush and scrub the poop out of the cracks of the floor

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

I’ve never seen so many people uncertain of their knees

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

You put a little person in cornstarch and don’t let him breathe, he starts to fuckin die

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

Idk if anyone told you but I can pogo stick like a motherfucker dude

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

That’s when I came down and got raisin brain

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

Kraken to doggystyle

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

Stop looking at my feet bro

[Big Dan @BigDaddy_Dan]

I always vote on the long thumb