LMFAOstroski

Void Reaver // BLOOMPROOF

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I would rather drop my kid than miss the claps for Sorry you're not a winner

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Go-go gadget fentanyl

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Hey Siri, how many grams of protein are in pussy?

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Get you a girl that sucks her thumb

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It’s 60° out and this bitch talking about it getting icy

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The metalcore trifecta

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Riley’s trying to tell me they didn’t have straws at Starbucks

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Thinking about bringing the rack back but only having the Beartooth set up on it

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@Apple why is the notification to turn my music down louder than my fucking music?

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Riley would apologize to the bullet that kills her

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Mario Duplantier is the only drummer I respect that wears gloves

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Took an 8 hour nap yesterday

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12 days of Christmas but each day is a gram of cocaine

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

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Man I look like shit

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“I smell like a campfire” but it’s sung like that one smashing pumpkins song

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Saw a car with a painted on brake light today

[Dragon Ball Perfect Shots @DBPerfectShots]

6 years ago today, the EP116 of Dragon Ball Super was aired! This was the episode of one of the best Kamehameha in the entire franchise!