Johnny F. Haha

Forgive, but never forget. Our day will come.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

That time Larry Bird decided to play left-handed against the Blazers because, and this is an actual quote, “I’m saving my right hand for the Lakers.”

He put up 47 points, 14 boards, 11 assists. Two nights later, the Celtics beat the Lakers at the Forum.

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

Kamala wonders where her applause is after delivering what she thought was a killer line, then bursts into hysterical cackling.

Audience mercy claps.

She's gonna run and subject the country to two more years of this.

[Fireside Yankees @FiresideYankees]

Brian Cashman every year telling us this team is good enough:

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

I've seen this exact Yankees playoff game no less than 50 times.

[GimpelTheMaccabee🎗️ @MaccabiGimpel]

The Omani pilot asked the Indian pilot if he could leave his seat to pray and after being granted permission, he attacked the Captain with the axe from behind.

This is actually a great metaphor for the west.

[Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell]

Eagles were up by ten points with a third-and-goal from the two-yard line with eight minutes to go and lost

[Njord @VikingoArtico]

Austin Wells going from second to third

[Botticelli@ @Botticelli43512]

Finally , a man 💪‼️‼️😂😂😂😂

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

Couldn’t pitch 5 innings. Cheated. Bitched and moaned. The Sonny Gray experience. Enjoy retirement pussy

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

You CANNOT wear the Wally head down 8-2

[Lauren🏒 @Ms_NYRangers]

Sonny Gray asks for a new ball and then immediately touches his neck. He was doing this all game 🕵️‍♀️

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I’m watching playoff baseball with gambling lines on my screen and the announcers are talking about wagers. But Pete Rose is still a piece of shit, right? Fuck off.

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

The discussion about Cam Schlittler’s social media activity was so bad and shows the problem with national broadcasters swooping in. Schlittler has sent a grand total of 8 tweets during the 2026 season. Two about the Knicks, 1 about his cat, 1 about Ben Rice, 1 about Gerrit Cole.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Sox get out of the inning!

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

False Pulling the Guards to Sneak your 38yr old QB

😂😂😂

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

Listen to all three minutes. No notes, just a mom who doesn't play about her kids.

This is the new standard for parents who care about what their kids are learning in school.

[NYGiantsRush @NYGiantsRush]

Remember when Carter wanted to wear Lawrence Taylor’s number?

Remember when Carter was the next Parsons?

Where is this guy?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Kamala Harris just attempted to explain AI & social media algorithms

𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚: You will lose brain cells

(It's worse than you think)

[Joe Concha @JoeConchaTV]

And… I’m dead.

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Getting Jameis Winston when you didn’t expect Jameis Winston is like going out for a quiet dinner and doing some cocaine.