Voice of Hammond

[Voice of Hammond @BigDarius73]

Senior Season highlights 6’3 305 OL/DL 3.2 GPA- https://t.co/QUvhc3bRo5

[DP 🐐 @AyoVanta_]

At this rate, all y’all flyers look the same. We don’t know if you’re selling food, promoting a party, or doing taxes. 😭

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

Just dropped my dad off at his house after surgery. First thing he did was smoke a bowl, then gave me his card and told me to go get him Popeyes and beer. Beastmode

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

72 virgins is such a lame ass heaven. Give me 72 WHORES

[jack @itjackretard1]

Chloe Kim was in his ear saying “Myres I want to reave Creverand” FUCK MY LIFE FUCK IT ALL

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

I’ll root for Al Qaeda if Chet is wearing that USA across his chest in 2028

[bamarcus @bamrcus]

Why do mexicans love putting their real name for their social medias

[Я @LJJM__]

Dylan Harper telling the Spurs this was his first & last year coming off the bench lol

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

1 hour shipping is actualy insane jeff bezos goin to heaven and hell

[Monger @w_m0ng3r]

The total cost of pursuing casual sex (time, uncertainty, effort, logistics) is greater than an escort’s hourly rate.

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

My son just yelled from his bedroom “mom what time was I born??”

BOYYYY SHE A WITCH HANG UP THE PHONE NOW!!

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This bodega owner told ABC a year ago that he fears for his safety in NY

Last night, he was kiIIed by a shoplifter

[Raul Bennington @black_42]

His jersey bout to sell like cocaine in Naperville

[Ki Thee Final Girl🔪 @_kii_kiii_]

Gotta have a dui to be her man! #fuckpublicsafety

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Making a nigga sign a contract at gunpoint sounds like a skit lmao what if my pen stop working man, I’m not even tryna play come on fellas look it’s not even working

[Skely @123skely]

Instagram hit women like crack cocaine hit the black community.

[JB @jb2forty]

Can we really call Future a “deadbeat dad” if he left his kid in the hands of a more capable father than him??? That’s tactical parenting

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

A bottle girl ain’t none but a JUCO stripper 😂

[B… @branmattic]

I knew I was different from these niggas when I put arugula on my sandwich… these niggas still eating lettuce.

[gorgeous randy flamethrower @santosvenganza]

i knew netanyahu was still alive bc the xxxtentacion photoshop hasnt hit the streets yet

[(insert sarcasm here)🐻⬇️ @Charlie_Breeze]

Me at the Horseshoe casino buffet in Hammond, IN after Iceman win the NFC division to go to the superbowl…