Uko David

[Iveomachukwu @iphy_chidozie]

My sister threatened a vendor with Okija shrine and the vendor has been calling her back to back to apologize 😭😭😭😭😭
Her mum just called to apologize after the daughter refunded my sister’s 835k😭😭😂😂😂😂💔💔.
Apology akalia😭😭😂😂😂

[Makanaki @CaptainWitBlack]

First time in my entire life witnessing citizens of a country focusing on and scrutinizing an opposition leader while ignoring an incumbent who has plunged a large number of citizens into abject poverty.

Must be SPELL.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

“It is very wrong for a sitting government to stop the opposition from campaigning in your state. Here in Abia State, we are above that league. Everyone is free to come and campaign. After I’m done as governor, I will retire. I will never run for any other position, including the presidency.”

— Abia State Governor, Alex Otti

[Ben the Seer @MikaelCBernard]

Peter Obi lied.

He said he kept 150M USD in the bank, but now we can see it was 155M USD.

May Sango punish APC

[uncle oruna🥸| ọmúláyé🍷 @youruncleonx]

My sister is 14 years older than me, and she’s not the first child of my mother; she’s the second.
I lived with her in her & husband. Completed primary and secondary school there.
Her first daughter is 13 yo.

Abeg, what should I address her as?

[ARISE NEWS @ARISEtv]

Anambra Debt: I Stand by My Statement, Peter Obi Left $155m in Three Banks — Otti

In a piece I wrote over six years ago titled "Prudence Over Profligacy," I demonstrated, using the balance Peter Obi left in Anambra, that it is still possible to be prudent in government. As CEO of the bank at that time, I advised Peter Obi to leave the money in dollars, not naira. The Soludo administration’s allegations do not invalidate what I wrote nor the credit he left behind. If otherwise, the Anambra State Government should publish the debts.

Alex Otti, Governor of Abia State

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

You have to be mentally deficient to even still argue this rubbish with anyone after this.

Leave Solodo in a headspace of his own please. He’s just more eloquent than Okpebholo.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Salaries paid, make I go find money for Stake.

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

There are certain signs you don’t ignore in people, no sex is ever worth it.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Some of you need to accept that the street is not for you. It's very okay to find a partner you are committed to, and love the fvck out of each other.

You're not a player or bad bitch, and that is okay.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

🇧🇷💙

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Thieves broke in and robbed my friends phone shop in uyo yesterday. This is so sad💔

iPhone 18,17,16,1514,13,laptops,MacBooks and other gadgets gone in just one night. This is so painful 😭

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

He said “Cristiano Ronaldo IS my favorite” not “was”

The way you Messi fans are so desperate to steal Ronaldo supporters, peak insecurity😂😂😂

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

SNAP EKPON RE SI MI.

[CristianoXtra @CristianoXtra_]

Son😭

[Nehemiah @kcemenikex]

Dear @ARISEtv

Peter Obi has asked you to publish the documents he just handed over to you.

You better don't be unfortunate. PUBLISH THE DOCUMENTS

He also asked you to visit World Bank (and other banks) for the account statements.

DO YOUR JOBS.

[Prezido @prezido657]

Immunization used to be totally free, infact nurses used to go street to street giving children injections and educating mothers cos I do follow them then. WTF is Nigeria turning into

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Reece James scored on his Chelsea debut #OTD in 2019! 💙

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Genuinely miss this guy man 😭

[Obinna Irobinso @obinna1st]

I will never forgive my girlfriend for making me to cheat on her. She knows how vulnerable I'm to these sweet girls with plenty money, yet she couldn't protect me by providing all my needs so i wont have to cheat on her. I know I enjoyed it oh, but she failed me