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I run the Reds from my couch.

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@UDCincyFan These games are insignificant except for the psyco adults in charge.

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@RedsCowboy

I have a feeling in due time you’ll make the Frick wing of the @baseballhall of fame.

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@BBGreatMoments Votto

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@OleTimeHardball Adam Dunn

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@OleTimeHardball 17x all-star

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@symeew13 As simple as it is I like Psyco Killer

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@oldballyard2 I wish I could like this more.

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@rdesai711 Went to the radio feed.

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That’s enough of Barry Larkin for the night.

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Barry Larkin is ass.

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@MLB
It would probably be best to move on from CB before he ruins it for his fellow umpires.

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@TalkinBaseball_ He could ruin the future of umpiring if this isn’t addressed.

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@renbutler2 @zack_cozart The Union might. He could ruin human umpiring for the rest of them.

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@zack_cozart He’s got to go.

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@crockpics Walter Becker

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@OleTimeHardball

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@Nati_Sports If frustrating to think Chapman was available and the Reds didn’t try.

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Let’s get going!

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@SleeperReds Hayes plays third regularly and Suarez gives him days off to rest his back while Geno plays DH. Perfect situation for both third baseman.

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@FBGreatMoments Well, I’m not a hundred years old so I wouldn’t know.