Slug Lord

I don't know how to put this but... I'm kind of a @BigDeeal

[Slug Lord @BigDeeal]

Cookies should be called bakies cuz you bake them not cook them

[Slug Lord @BigDeeal]

Hey @JeffBezos the ads during the shows on prime are kind of killing the vibe. 0/10

[Slug Lord @BigDeeal]

@UPS_Canada Create a shipment function is unavailable online. When will this be running again?

[Slug Lord @BigDeeal]

@garbageinfant Sounds like it's time to catch up with random guy from tinder

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

sorry, not interested in watching “THE BOYS.” I’m too busy listening to women

[Slug Lord @BigDeeal]

@Alexius_sc2 @garbageinfant

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

When I say I love classic rock this is what I’m talking about

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

[tracy chapman voice] you gotta fat ass

[Slug Lord @BigDeeal]

Cookies should be called bakies cuz you bake them not cook them

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they didn't need researchers for this they could've just texted me

[Slug Lord @BigDeeal]

@BR0IG @Madkathleen

[Gonzo 𓅃 @adgodev]

Omg the meme is (kinda) real

[oasis prophet @bartsytruther]

she would’ve loved weed and noise cancelling headphones

[Slug Lord @BigDeeal]

@porterairlines so what's the deal with PD267?

[Slug Lord @BigDeeal]

@garbageinfant Ok does this mean I should flirt with the bartender MORE? For science?

[Slug Lord @BigDeeal]

@AbbyHiggs @garbageinfant u

[Slug Lord @BigDeeal]

@verswaan @s4m31p4n Omg yes slay bestie