Brick Witherspoon

Patriot, professional intellectual, and ball knower. Semi-pro Travis Kelce hater. Former Formula 4 driver.

[Brick Witherspoon @BigDickBrick69]

Asking a girl on a first date if she can drive cause you pregamed too hard

[Brick Witherspoon @BigDickBrick69]

@CyrilRapaport00

[Brick Witherspoon @BigDickBrick69]

My daffodil ass buddy Reagan just drafted Travis Kelce. When he loses this is our fantasy punishment

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Can’t wait for football so I can call Travis Kelce a butt stuffin’ fairy again!!!

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I like to laugh at my future self by making my alarm sound something terrible for the morning just set it to “Battle Siren”

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Not even giving the day a chance

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My sphincter is doing it’s best Hoover Dam impression the way this coffee has reacted with my stomach today

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@CyrilRapaport00 Yeah he’s got an ‘09 Corolla personal mobile

[Brick Witherspoon @BigDickBrick69]

You ever seen an Indian driving a pickup truck?

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Chicks scissoring their buttholes

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If you’re sitting at a long table and you’re on the end you might as well go home because no ones gonna hear anything you want to say

[Brick Witherspoon @BigDickBrick69]

*craziest play ever happens*

Reggie Miller

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Hey @NBA if you want your league to not suck get commentators like Mike Breen who make playoff games feel important instead of whoever was calling the game last night and sounded like he was commentating the all star game

[Brick Witherspoon @BigDickBrick69]

Just watched the clip of Nelson Cruz getting scared and missing that out in Game 6 for the 1000th time and had to refrain from punching my couch full force

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Who gives a rat’s ass about the NBA anymore??!!!?!??!???!??!!??!???? Not Brick and I’ll tell you that for free!

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@vulturetrades $SPY

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Gotta let Kolecny and Rust duke it out to the death gladiator style #PenguinsFlyers

[Brick Witherspoon @BigDickBrick69]

11 man penalty box!!!!

[rick mcdougal @rickmcdoug]

“Junior wide receiver Terry Bussey”

[Brick Witherspoon @BigDickBrick69]

@CyrilRapaport00

[Brick Witherspoon @BigDickBrick69]

Biscuits and gravy breakfast with a coffee and zyn chaser gonna have my tomach writing checks my butt can’t cash