Lord Dick Tini

Official unofficial parody account of MLM

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

There is so much of the Batman and the joker in the prestige. It’s awesome

[Acyn @Acyn]

AOC on a movie that made her cry

PabloReports: When’s the last time a piece of art—film, music, whatever—made you cry?

AOC: Okay, let me go with the worst time one made me cry. I was on an airplane watching… what is that movie? The one about aliens with a linguist? Arrival. With Amy Adams.

I was on a plane. I was literally going to a rally or something like that. This was a while ago. And I was watching Arrival on the plane.

I had no idea that it was that emotional. And I don’t even cry like that at movies.

On the plane, sobbing, dude. I had to put sunglasses on.

Then the movie ends as the plane is landing. They go, “Bing bong,” whatever—seatbelt sign, you can unplug it. So everyone’s standing up, and I’m like… I put the sunglasses on. It was so embarrassing.

But really good. Really, really good.

Arrival.

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

@SafeNights_ Chris Nolan made booksmart is funny as fuck lmao technically it IS an epic journey

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

New Gracie Abrams and Rick Ross albums on the same day. Life is good

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

Yall the 3am and 7am odyssey showings are almost completely full lol wtf

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

“Streamline” has got to be the #1 corporate word that means you’re about to hear a bunch of bullshit about the product getting worse

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

Hearing billie jean for the first time in a nightclub must have felt like railing a line of Molly

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

Sitting next to two spoiled chatty toddlers on a 5 hour flight. Should be a ripper

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

Movie hits digital, shitty takes and think pieces come out from idiots watching on their laptops. You can set your watch to it

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

@sw_holocron She looks like she’s being trained by a guy who’s his own man, nothing like his father.

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

@ItsSeanThough 🔥🔥🔥

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

@ItsSeanThough Starship troopers with the full titties out shower scene YouTube tv. Crazy times

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

Movies can show boobs on tv now????? What in the world

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

Celsius has crack in it Jesus Christ

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

@suchnerve “Friendboy”/“friendgirl”. Ppl get it instantly. Blew my mind how simple it is and it was under my nose the whole time. Enjoy

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

Does this guy have CTE

[Auteur House @auteurhouse]

Darren Aronofsky’s upcoming projects:

• An untitled Elon Musk biopic for A24

• AI generated films and digital projects in partnership with Google DeepMind and Primordial Soup

• "BREAKTHROUGH" starring Timothée Chalamet and Dwayne Johnson

• A supernatural thriller based on a short story by Koji Suzuki

[himbo in training @jelle_deh]

god announces bible will contain both an old and new testament

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

@valkyriesreport No premium shot creator in tight minutes. Same issue as last year. Up to front office to make changes

[Lord Dick Tini @BigDickTini]

@darthponcho @sw_holocron lol nice. I suspected that and asked my uncles about return and they said the exact same thing