Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong)

Republican, Diesel Enthusiast, and Panty Snatcher. don’t care what your pronouns are, you’re either a boy or a girl.

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

a balla, a gangsta, a hustla , and all that. dont fuck wit my crew. we stay in all black

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

Rehab treated me very well. I think everybody should get addicted to drugs to experience going to rehab

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

@911Insider Been chaining myself up all week to mentally prepare

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

Sitting in a desk all day with a persistent hemorrhoid is not desirable

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

@BigDan69420 Cheer up big guy, it gets better

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

I have a hemorrhoid

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

@SuperVolcano420 Those look like they’re built for speed and comfort, a modern day anomaly

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

Having a hard time focusing this week, I think it’s time to bust out the crack pipe

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

@GregIndian @bankingslut It’s called flirting, virgin

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

@sternardd @bankingslut Nah I’ll stick to giving chicks rim jobs and drinking bud diesel

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

@bankingslut You probably smoke Virginia slims and drink mojitos

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

@davidlovesit Take it ease Dom Terreto

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

@novacryptoo It back

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

Can’t keep my diesel dong out of the water when I shit. Bout to start wearing a condom when I shit to stay clean

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

Smoked a whole pack tonight on my business trip

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

@BigDan69420 @bareybaby I’ll put you in a new world

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

@deepvaluepubs I heard tape worms can help

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

An Uber driver today complimented my 5.0 star rating, so that was nice

[Diesel Dylan (Magnum Dong) @BigDilly69]

@Helloimmorgan You look better than yesterday 💋