Shitpost Malone

And Peter Boyle As Frank

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Shitpost Malone @BigDirtyReturns]

@NHLBlackhawks

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

Disclosure is all about destroying Christianity. These documents never say anything disparaging any other religion.

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"Tell them to put 'probably gay' in the headline."

[Charles Windsor IV @buttercuts_]

“We’ll go to JJ Spaun at the 5th hole”

[av / mikey ☄️ @andyneiman]

my disclosure day review

[The Secret Sun Speaks @SecretSunBlog]

Me, forcing myself to sit through Disclosure Day.

[Shitpost Malone @BigDirtyReturns]

P.K. is dressed like a substitute teacher.

[Bobby Sauce @takenaps]

Absolutely priceless watching the people who screamed "DRAIN THE SWAMP" now encouraging people to vote for Lindsey Graham because Daddy told you to.

Incredible lmaooooo

[Fr. John Whiteford ☦️ 🇸🇴 公 公 @frjohnwhiteford]

This is the last completely Christian village in the Holy Land. This is what Israel just did to it. Are you going to do anything about it, Ambassador Huckabee? @USAmbIsrael

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

If we’re sharing baseball Onion articles, can I submit my personal favorite

[Shitpost Malone @BigDirtyReturns]

@PopBase

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

The Venn diagram between people who think you should get fired for using the R word and people who think you should be able to euthanize your child if it has Down syndrome is almost a circle

[𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 @ZELLKLUMPEN]

I'm sorry that you weren’t perfect enough for your parents, little nugget. Rest in peace. 💔

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Israel is explicitly warning Christian residents in southern Lebanon not to welcome Muslim residents among them, threatening to bomb Christian neighborhoods.

Israel is now searching for Muslims hiding in the attics of Christians. It’s not 1944. Read that again.

The goal isn't military. It's destabilizing social stability in Lebanon.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid $200 for 3 bags of groceries today, I thought to myself, “I’m sure glad they’re having a UFC fight on the White House lawn”

[vandul @_vandul]

they look like those aunts you see at the holidays that just “live together as friends”

[Pope Respecter @poperespecter1]

Boomers after using their last vote before dying to hand our entire government over to Israel.

[Shitpost Malone @BigDirtyReturns]

@RearAdBsBlog Them calling Nixon from the moon is as believable as you seeing your dick in the last 10 years.

[Shitpost Malone @BigDirtyReturns]

I'm gonna kill myself

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨⛳️🗣️ #DISCUSSION: Without giving away your handicap, what's a line you say at least 10 times every round?