Korbin Barkey

He/Him
Disenfranchised, Discheveled, Dissapointed.
Mash buttons // Grow Plants

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[Tiffany @butmakeitcat]

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[Korbin Barkey @BigDogBarkey]

Feeling extra greatful for landlords and property managers 🥰

Who else is going to take all the risks of owning property for me, and offer me totally reasonable pricing for shelter!

This system works perfectly and is in no way predatory 👍🏻

[Korbin Barkey @BigDogBarkey]

Everytime I see supreme court news its like "SC votes 6-3 to kick you square in the butt"
And then immediately Biden and Harris are like
"Woah woah woah, kicking butts? who's in charge here? We're working on a plan to ensure your butt will only get a little kicked"

[Korbin Barkey @BigDogBarkey]

@faydenko @mattesque Huge Dubs bossman. Love to see it ❤️

[Korbin Barkey @BigDogBarkey]

Actually just had to look something up while Im here- Private holdings for New York City, the wealthiest city in the world, is estimated at just over 3Trillion. So the defense department "whoopsie-d" nearly 2/3s of that number

[Korbin Barkey @BigDogBarkey]

This to me shows that currency is, in fact, a complete social construct, and the only people taking advantage of that is the government.
We can't just "print more money"
But the Defense department can "misplace the entire networth of a modest town" multiple times with no issue

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Last week, the IRS has stated that Americans must report payments on Venmo, PayPal over $600.

Last week, the Defense Department failed its fifth audit, unable to account for more than 61% its assets, worth about $1.8 trillion.

[Tim Gill @timgill924]

@Jim_Jordan “A Congressman Pinned: The Story of Tim Gill Pinning Jim Jordan in 27 Seconds in High School”

[TATSU THE WICKED ✪ @tatsunical]

as someone who plays fighting games, it's funny transitioning over to games with more casual audiences

people will unironically say things like "stop camping and spamming that move, it's unfair and not fun to play against" and i'm just like YEA IT'S PRETTY SICK HUH

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Who's excited for the live action adaptation of this?

[Korbin Barkey @BigDogBarkey]

In his defense, since he took over Twitter has also been producing >10,000 Gobalons as well

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Btw, I’d like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline!

[Korbin Barkey @BigDogBarkey]

Ope

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

wisconsin is so insane

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Katherine: “Proposal - Change ‘it’s not rocket science’ to ‘it’s not social science.’”

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Lauren Boebert’s husband solemnly exposing himself to an empty event space

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

$4 million a day loss

[Korbin Barkey @BigDogBarkey]

I'm not the bad guy! I don't know how we started hemorrhaging money, but unfortunately we do have some tough decisions to make!
Totally beyond me why we're losing money!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Regarding Twitter’s reduction in force, unfortunately there is no choice when the company is losing over $4M/day.

Everyone exited was offered 3 months of severance, which is 50% more than legally required.

[Burner @BurnerDontask]

Jordan Peterson: And then you know what he asked me? In my own YouTube comments. You know what he asked me? If I'd tried Ligma
Joe Rogan: Wow. I haven't even heard of that before. What is is?
Jordan Peterson: *tears welling in his eyes* I replied much the same.

[Korbin Barkey @BigDogBarkey]

Toddler level equivalency.
Why you get cookie?
I didnt get cookie 😤
Nobody should ever get cookie 😠
This is interesting because while Toddlers are unable to make their own cookies, grown ass adults would be able to alter labor ideals if they hadn't deep-throated the status-quo

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Americans love being like “you had a tough 10 hour shift?? I worked three 16 hours shifts in a row and I’m not complaining!”

All while having no idea that they are, in fact, the victim.

[wukko @uwukko]

this article is an absolute banger you HAVE to read it holy shit https://t.co/6MhwyDfRCs

[Mossworm @Mossworm1]

are we still allowed to talk about how tesla man tried to bribe one of his employees for sex favors by offering to buy her a horse