big dongfish

❤️ wiener ❤️ My bedtime is 11:45

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Yall ever seen two baldies fight? Sounds like wet rotisserie chicken in a screaming match

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Check out my #latrineshovel

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An was

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Loud ass bug at the window

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Horses are jealous of my fibrous plant eating prowess

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Spotify DJ just said “Here’s a throwback to 2023 but first I fucked a turkey”

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At the airport watching an old guy scroll ai farming reels

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I would like to meet someone named “Erican Chichwinnich” some day

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I’m like Paul Atradies if he was depressed and didn’t want to do allat

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I wish I could be perceived through the lens of my own experiences

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Bout to spin up the fent engine and drive through a conservative neighborhood

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I wanna jank up rn fr fr

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This shit ain’t nothing to me man! Back in nam the vc had me smokin agent orange in the tunnels. That shit had me feelin something sinister!

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Imagine stealing a kid from the kid factory and calling it “adoption” to make yourself feel better

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Perchance!

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Y’all ever watch a movie and need to take a pilgrimage because it was so good. My meaning of life has changed, I need to do something

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Getting an addiction app to track my poops instead of my substance abuse

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Watching a YouTube video while gaming is just gooning for nerds

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I have so many things I want to TWEET but friends near and deer to me would no longer be so near or deer.

They would be close and elk