Dwayne “G.I. Blow” Parrish IV

Dixie | Iraq vet | WSMFP | T.N.D. | Former KA pm ‘92 to ‘94 | Bourbon enthusiast | 3x dui

[CSA Appreciator @csa_appreciator]

Happy Veterans Day

[Dwayne “G.I. Blow” Parrish IV @BigDparrish]

Currently contemplating why I’m even doing all this shit. Every professor has just decided to fuck me in the ass these past 2 weeks and I need to find motivation to keep going.

[Dwayne “G.I. Blow” Parrish IV @BigDparrish]

@DarrylDumpsack I feel you here Darryl. I am always here if you need anything I know how hard of a time this is for you. Some men say it’s worse than your first breakup.

[Dwayne “G.I. Blow” Parrish IV @BigDparrish]

@JefferyWilliebo Real recognizes real right here

[Dwayne “G.I. Blow” Parrish IV @BigDparrish]

@harrycrouch69 Happens to the best of us. But I can for sure say it was that damn bitchs fault for not knowing what she had. We’re all here if you need us. Take care Harry.

[Dwayne “G.I. Blow” Parrish IV @BigDparrish]

@grandfader_ That’s bagass right there #bigmoneymoves

[Gabriel “Bushy” Underground @BushmanGabes]

Almost crashed my car looking at butt on campus

[CSA Appreciator @csa_appreciator]

Good morning Dixie. Let's make this a great day for the South!

[Dwayne “G.I. Blow” Parrish IV @BigDparrish]

@OilKing1839 I remember back in ‘95 when @DarrylDumpsack and I went to once these formal things and the whole thing was sober. I remember he was so fucked up he almost didn’t make it. Thanks a little help from a pledge with an adderall script we made it through the night.

[布福德·贾斯蒂斯警长 @BurnerTJustice]

#getmcdonaldsthreedaysinarowandbeatyourmeatafterchallenge

[Dwayne “G.I. Blow” Parrish IV @BigDparrish]

Happy Widespread Wednesday. @csnowballd and I are celebrating with a few $1 beers. #longlivedixie

[Dwayne “G.I. Blow” Parrish IV @BigDparrish]

Having a casual bourbon night with @csnowballd. Some faggot said we couldn’t get below the label of the handle. We’ll see about that…

[Dwayne “G.I. Blow” Parrish IV @BigDparrish]

Apparently cychlorphine has reached the ACC and the great state Virginia. Can anyone confirm this. Need to know if I’m still safe in the last capital of the confederacy.

[Dwayne “G.I. Blow” Parrish IV @BigDparrish]

Panic in Dixie on New Year’s Eve. It doesn’t get much better than that. Hopefully my “prescriptions” are in just in time for it. #longlivedixie

[Dwayne “G.I. Blow” Parrish IV @BigDparrish]

@ChozenGamblr67 If chuck is not serious about this then I do not see him as a man. @DarrylDumpsack and I would crush a tower each post work before seeing our shitbag wives.

[Buford “Hoss” Lee，CFP 🇹🇹 @BufordLee146788]

First day with temps below 70 and the Barbour is already talking to me like the Green Goblin mask

[Dwayne “G.I. Blow” Parrish IV @BigDparrish]

Can’t wait for all this #bagdemic shit to clear up. Back in ‘95 we used to have a study bag just about every Sunday. We never knew how good we had it. #nevermissasundaybag

[Dwayne “G.I. Blow” Parrish IV @BigDparrish]

@DarrylDumpsack Eye for an eye Darryl. Maybe you should’ve paid me back for that beer

[Dwayne “G.I. Blow” Parrish IV @BigDparrish]

Darryl “WSMFP” is really benacritic #mycultureisnotyourcostume

[xander @whosalex]

this month went by so fast i fucking hate israel