Evan Hagenlock

Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. ― Albert Einstein

[Evan Hagenlock @BigE_19]

@KaitlynHofeldt1 Creds accepted 😎 ✌️

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@TaylordlcIRL 🤠 🤠 🤠 🤠

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@TaylordlcIRL Baconator, extra Baconator plz

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@TaylordlcIRL What if you're genetically predisposed to do everything that you do? What if it's all a simulation?

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@TaylordlcIRL No. You just don't like it until you get addicted to aspartame

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@TaylordlcIRL That fucks me up to this day... Like... Did they know that all bathroom fans didn't work or was this a coincidence?

[Evan Hagenlock @BigE_19]

@TaylordlcIRL I was legit in a hotel that had one of those cards with the wifi password in the key packet - it also toted quiet bathroom fans. Went in to check the accuracy and the bitch legit didn't work 😂

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@TaylordlcIRL @Martial_15 Jealous

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@TaylordlcIRL Got me right in the nostalgia

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@FemalePains @halfuckingal

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@NickNespor @jakehrabanek You're welcome

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@Becca_LouLou @NickNespor @TaylordlcIRL @NathanGoodell1 It can't be dried while underwater, Becca

[relatable @byreIatable]

"Fuck college", I say as I do all my homework and aim for A's "you know what I don't even care anymore", I say as I continue to work hard

[Evan Hagenlock @BigE_19]

🙏 👏 https://t.co/xGtSPUzVpY

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Once you realize that you don't need a special occasion to get drunk, the second part of your life begins.

[Evan Hagenlock @BigE_19]

@TaylordlcIRL @NickNespor I've heard you can't really go off smell because you're usually smelling the nasty stuff around the lid

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I need to stop having so much fun

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@GuyCodes @kdobler4

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@GuyCodes @kdobler4

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Does Facebook know how much it hurts me that they show ads for stuff that you've searched on Amazon?.. Yes, FB, I know I still want it 😢

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@NathanGoodell1 @KaitlynHofeldt1 For the record I don't think this was about me