The Cookie Monster

Rest In Peace EC - I've never tried to hide the fact that it is my intention to become the best.

[The Cookie Monster @BIGeeredBandit]

When you go from looking like you're in the Mexican drug cartel to looking like your drunk 24/7

[The Cookie Monster @BIGeeredBandit]

Go Birds 🦅 @ Lincoln Financial Field https://t.co/vrsNvJO8Tn

[The Cookie Monster @BIGeeredBandit]

Bears. Beets. Be mine.
Happy Valentine's Day to the one that always… https://t.co/BmDFfNY7jw

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

Lesson learned: don't mess with the Sixers

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Same family, same shirt, different year. Happy Holidays! #christmas… https://t.co/JQ6GYl6dX1

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The tree was too big to fit, but let's be honest she made the… https://t.co/2uYMnEp4Ih

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@tatiannna19 I lost my wallet, and an earring

[The Cookie Monster @BIGeeredBandit]

@tatiannna19 I'm struggling that's where I'm at

[The Cookie Monster @BIGeeredBandit]

@tatiannna19 because wears it lol

[The Cookie Monster @BIGeeredBandit]

@tatiannna19 which one?

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@jessieconnollyy I know right!!

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@Rich_Mychack you used to be cool man

[The Cookie Monster @BIGeeredBandit]

@Rich_Mychack you wouldn't get it, you're old. You have a job

[The Cookie Monster @BIGeeredBandit]

On the 3rd week of December my professors gave to me:
3 final papers
2 presentations
1 and a practical that's gonna kill me 🙃🎄🎁☃️

[The Cookie Monster @BIGeeredBandit]

@annaeisele @WorldStarFunny @saraheiselee jaaaaaack flaky

[Players Sayings @PlayersSayings]

Awkward 😂 (Via: @WengerTactic)
https://t.co/Ny2GWvcrDt

[Soccer Problems @SoccerrProblems]

Me: I should pass the ball to my open teammate

Also me: you can take on 3 defenders

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@saraheiselee @annaeisele https://t.co/dQ6GmeHw09

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Please help this poop kid @nickjmendes

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@saraheiselee @annaeisele @TweetLikeAGirI stop ruining it wtf