Papa Bear

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@lacylove Noticed she was all alone today. I may hobble over there and check on her. Just kidding! She is to small I will wait a few weeks.

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@lacylove Well I did too until I was hit by a CAR! Who you think cleans that dumpster out? Thanks for bringing home the snack I mean puppy.

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@lacylove Oh! BOOOHOOO no AC. I live outside in the woods of hot ass Tulsa, surrounded by drunk texters!! You got it rough.

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@lacylove That was BooBoo, such a prankster! I told him to light it on fire and push on your tent. Damn youngsters, what can you do.

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@lacylove Did you and Richie Cunningham have a good trip? I had to call my family and let them know you two were on the loose.

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@pokerplasm mmmm....tuna fish cans. My favorite to dig through campsite trash for.

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@lacylove http://twitpic.com/5fv4l mmmmm....Late night snack.

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@lacylove I have to go lay down for a bit. Mama Bear has to go get fish because I WAS HIT BY A FUCKING CAR last night. Our cubs need fish.

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@lacylove Puppies are like veal to us bears. As are cats. Do you have any cats?

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@lacylove Maybe if you didn't have phone sex and text sex with @TravisRidchards he wouldn't have hit me. This is your fault too. mmm puppy.

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@TravisRichards Kepp the front end rides to @lacylove you jerk!

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@TravisRichards Fuck you! I have your license plate number. I would keep your pets inside. I hope your gf is not to attached to that puppy.

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@lacylove I can not outrun a speeding motorist who is sending text messages, while driving with one headlight out. I am filing a complaint.

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@lacylove How would you like it if Travis ran you down in the Whole Food's parking lot while you where getting fish?

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@lacylove My family lives on the other side of the road, I was getting fish for my babies. How was I suppose to get home?

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@mysticaljett Or you could get your headlight fixed and not run animals down. She said Travis thought I was going to move, clearly he saw me

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@lacylove How can you protect that man when he hurt me in such an unfathomable way? I was just walking home. This was clearly his fault!

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@Street3 Travis was sending text messages at the time of the incident. He did not call animal control he called 911. Had to eat my weed.

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@IBGPN Thank you for your concern. I am recovering today and will be back fishing in a week.

[Papa Bear @BigFuckingBear]

@RawrStar He did not see me because he did not do proper mainteince on his vehicle. His headlight was not working properly.