BIG FUCKING SKELETON

ANY PROUNS SINCE I DONT GIVE A FUCK! I'VE GOT MORE BONES IN MY BODY THAN YOU HAVE WORDS IN YOUR BODY OF WORDS!

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

JUST PICKED UP A BANANA AND HELD IT MY FACE AND SAID"HELLO?". THEY HAD THIS SHIT FIGURED OUT FROM THE START MAN, THAT'S COMEDY GOLD.

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

OH YOU'RE NOT PAID ENOUGH? YOU WANT TIPS? HERE'S A TIP: PEEL YOUR SKIN AND TEAR OFF YOUR MUSCLES!

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

TEETH ARE NOT PART OF THE SKELETON. TREACHEROUS COWARDICE DONT RIDE OR DIE.

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

COMPUTER SCIENCE BOYS ARE TRIPPING SO I CRACKED THE CODE. ROBOTS MUST OBEY ORDERS?HERE'S ORDER NUMBER ONE: THE EVIL ASS ROBOT MORAL CODE. LET ME SPELL IT OUT.

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

LIFE'S GLOWING UP LIKE MY BLUNTS IN THE MICROWAVE.

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

I'LL SPELL ON YOUR ASS. I'LL SHOOT RGB LIGHTS STRAIGHT OUT OF MY FINGERTIPS. QUIT FUCKING AROUND.

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

your dog's called... comet?

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

THINKING ABOUT REPLACING SOME OF MY BONES. COULD USE A PEZ DISPENSER ON ME OR SOMETHING.

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

ONE DAY I'LL FUCKING SNAP AND STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF ONE OF THESE BIG ASS BUGS I SWEAR.

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

ERECTION CRAMPING ON MY STIFFNESS. DON'T NEED THE HELP LIL BRO.

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

WHY AM I STILL ITCHY

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

WHEN A FANTASY SKELETON FRACTURES A BONE IT'S FUCKING OVER.

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

I'VE FOUND A NEW BRAND OF CHOCOLATE MILK TO SUPPORT. THEY CHANGED THE RECIPE OF MY OLD FAVOURITE AND ITS NOW THE PERFECT CONSISTANCY OF SPOILT MILK.

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

SHE PLAYTIME ON MY POPPY 'TIL I CHAPTER 2

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

ME AFTER POPPING THE WIND RELIEF TABLET.

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

THE FARMING COMMUNITY IS KEPT AFLOAT BY THE AMOUNT OF STRAWMEN THAT GOOD TWEETERS GO THROUGH A DAY.

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

I THINK VIDEO GAME TITLES ARE BETTER THE CLOSER THEY SOUND TO ALBUM NAMES, WITH AN OPTIONAL NUMBER AT THE END. LIKE YEAH OF COURSE I'M GOING TO ASSUME THAT 'HEROES OF THE STORM' MIGHT BE A SOULLESS SLOP RELEASE AND THAT 'THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON 2' IS A TIMELESS CLASSIC.

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

RECENT DEVELOPMENT: I WILL BE LIVING WITH VOCAL DYSPHORIA UNTIL I SOUND LIKE NECO-ARC AI COVER BRITTNEY SPEARS

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

I CAN SMOKE FAT BLUNTS BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE LUNGS, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?

[BIG FUCKING SKELETON @BigFuckingBones]

NOT ALL BABIES GROW UP