Oren Bannister

A one time Professional Athlete, I'm bringing a whole bag of knowledge to you ABSOLUTELY FREE gang! Host of THE BIG GAME w/ Duck Bannister. Check us out!

[Oren Bannister @BigGameDuck1]

Once threw for the Home Run Derby...Big Mac asked me to, "just throw your heater...like the one I crushed off ya in Philly last month."

[Oren Bannister @BigGameDuck1]

Saw the Mad Men. So Draper is responsible for the Buy The World A Coke jingle? Well, he deserves a beatin'. Stuck in my head for 35 years!

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The Spider showed up today wear a Jedi robe and said, "May the 4th be with you, Duck!" I said, "Beat it, geek." And then sent him home.

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Baseball is back! Threw a sim game yesterday. Went 1/3 an inning gave up 5 earned runs. The Duck is getting old, my friends. #retired

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Watched "You Got Served" last night....awful. Kids can dance but are just unlivable. The blonde kid with the spike haircut? Get a job kid.

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Sorry to hear about Harrison Ford. We fly fish on that River that runs thru it up there in Montana all the time. He is a good egg.

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Going as former teammate and friend Dutch Dalton for Halloween...during his "Aliens are coming to get us" phase. #HalloweenCostumes #Duck

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If I tweet and nobody reads it...does it make a sound? #DucksDeepThoughts

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The Duck's prediction for the series is it'll be a battle of birds. And I'll take the Red Birds of St. Lou in 6

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It's Friday! ...yeah, I got nothing

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Awful work day for The Spider. I am the Gordon Ramsey to his putrid vegetable lasagna! Just dreadful. He was sent to the hallway to think.

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Made some of Duck's 6 Alarm Chili at the office today! Spider had a bowl and teared up! It's pretty spicy but Spider is also prone to crying

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Congratulations to The Captain, Derek Jeter. One hell of a run, my friend. One hell of a run. #DerekJeterDay

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ND vs Michigan! I got the Wolverines...and it's only because Tom Brady is a racquetball buddy...he is yet to beat The Duck! Humble brag.

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College Football is back! Betting BIG on my Alma mater Stetson U to take it all!! The whole ball of wax, my friends!

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Little Night Ranger during Duck's morning jog! Spider couldn't find his inhaler so he stayed at the office to color inside the lines.

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Watched the MTV thing last night...the Taylor Swift kid seems like a problem. I'd bench that career toot sweet. Garbage all the way around

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Read some of Jim Morrison's poetry today...boy, that guy sprung a leak and was sinking in the crazy lake quick, fast & in a hurry.

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They get Brad Pitt to play Billy Beane...figured Paul Newman would play The Duck. Unfortunately Paulie was "called up to the Show".

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Had all the SeaDoos fleet out today! The Nina, Pinta & Santa Maria! And bought the Black Pearl! Spider had an inner tube with his floaties