I personally think once every four years, pretending to be really into soccer so you can get absolutely obliterated at the bar with your buddies in the middle of a weekday is one of the most American things you can do.
“It is funny when Europeans say, ‘We can spot Americans from a mile away’. Yeah no shit dude, we can do the same with you. You’re wearing umbros and a gucci shirt that’s like a size small… and you have a purse” -Big Cat