Shannon Todd

I'm just as surprised at what comes out of my mouth as you are! At least 87% of my tweets are sarcasm. Advocate of #DontBeCunty & #FriendlyTwitterEspionage #FTE

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@AustralianArmy can’t wait to see your entry in this year’s Carrera Cup! @Porsche @supercars #GT3 #Vietnam #RAASC #ADF

[Shannon Todd @BigGrunter]

@AustralianArmy can’t wait to see your entry in this years #CarreraCup @supercars #Vietnam #RAASC

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@seancraigmurphy I still have my Planet Security badge… do you need my personal protective services at Greed on Sunday night?

[Shannon Todd @BigGrunter]

DO NOT WATCH @tomsegura’s #BadThoughts if you’re recovering from ear surgery. I just laughed so hard I started bleeding from the ear.

“Your French is fantastic!”

[Shannon Todd @BigGrunter]

@VancityReynolds I’ve been trying for years without luck to find a hi-res/4k version of this #Deadpool image that I can (legally) get printed to replace this poster in our theatre room. Any chance you can help your second biggest Aussie fan out and point me in the right direction

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@JayMewes @ThatKevinSmith Any news on an Aussie release Jase?

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@FINALLEVEL I love that your music can even be featured in romance movies…

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@VoteLewko @chrislilley are you sure this wasn’t you?!

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

There is no Fox Marvel Universe or MCU without Blade first creating a market. He’s Marvel Daddy. Please retweet for a Logan-like send off. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

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@miltrain Song name?

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@JayMewes @ThatKevinSmith 12 years ago today in Adelaide, South Australia… I came in the land down under #letusfuck #JASBGO

[Shannon Todd @BigGrunter]

@icecube Adelaide, South Australia 1994 with Cypress Hill… and 3 more times since.

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@TheKennyJohnson Food and water?

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@CatDogeETH @elonmusk @neuralink

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@elonmusk @neuralink What do you think will happen when we can neuralink AI to humans?

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@miltrain

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@TKoutsantonisMP Looks amazing!! How was it?

[Shannon Todd @BigGrunter]

Remembering that time an old boss was so intent on finding a way to fire me he spent hours scrolling through my posts and found this. He got HR involved because he thought I was calling HIM a jerk… when I was actually replying to @pattonoswalt

FTR, he was a cunt, not a jerk.

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@bertkreischer @tomsegura Down here in Australia, we call those Lucky Legs…. Lucky they don’t snap off and stick up your arse!

[Shannon Todd @BigGrunter]

G’day @ThatKevinSmith how’s your mum doing? She makes me smile every time I look at my favourite piece of View Askew memorabilia. #MilkMaidForLife