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[buzor 🌴 @buzormemes]

i will get that car. i will get the house. i will get the life i want.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

the endless cycle of washing ur hands and applying lotion

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

we're literally just supposed to be vibing on earth, idk what all this extra shi is all about

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

extra heavy on “thank you jesus”

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Please don’t invite me to your house if I have to speak to 9 people in the living room

[Perliks @perlikspictures]

i no dey hide my “who will pay”
i’m a man of modest income.
ema ba temi je!

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

Apple music would be goated if they didn't delete your entire library if you don’t pay that bill

[KAT @reallKAT]

them: how did you come out of that difficult thing?

me: it’s Jesus

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Train yourself to handle life without ever borrowing money.

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

“you don’t owe your parents anything”

yeah maybe not you and yours, but i owe mine like mad, thanks

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i swear i'm friendly, you just have to talk to me first.

[Lawyer to the Rich and Famous 😮‍💨🎖️ @Abayomi_Bryan]

Is it just me? Once I broke like this, I no dey feel any other emotion apart from anger and disgust 😭

[Jen n' Tonic @ettie_Jey]

@paulswhtn ..and veins

[paul @paulswhtn]

once you start looking at biceps you can’t stop

[miia @miiagarro]

me looking at someone i used to like

[Big Money @MoneyMan]

Bible the coldest book ever written

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

dont get too attached to anyone, remember you’re leaving the country.

[Tazzanno NaZinna 尊 @TazzannoNaZinna]

"per motivi di privacy questa app non permette di acquisire screenshot".
Ah, ok

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

bro poverty is the only opp I take serious, nothing concern me if you no like me.