Ben Larson

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer. That means the average human gets 41 MPG. Take that Prius. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Just saw a Prius hit a deer. The deer is fine, the Prius is totaled, and there's glitter and Obama stickers everywhere. Merica.

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

Beer? I drink that
Dip? I spit that
Gun? I shoot that
SportsCenter? I watch that
Truck? I drive that
Camo? I wear that
Freedom? I have that

[ESPN @espn]

Retweet if you’re picking the @Broncos to win in the @VerizonWireless Super Bowl Twitter Vote. #WhosGonnaWin

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The drinkin' age for military members should be 18. If you're old enough to die for my freedom, I should be free to buy you a beer. Merica.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

New Years resolutions:
Crank more Hank
Wear more camo
Drink more beer
Shoot more guns
Catch more fish
Drive more backroads

[Ben Larson @BigHauseBen]

Anderson Silva is out for life #wiedman #2wins #PricelessNewYear

[Ben Larson @BigHauseBen]

Shit #Weidman

[Ben Larson @BigHauseBen]

Let's go Weidman!! #weidman #168

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If I have to be drug free to keep my job, y'all should have to be drug free for food stamps and welfare. Merica.

[Ben Larson @BigHauseBen]

Fuck rain bring on the snow

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

BFF = bucks, football, fishin'

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

#NationalDogDay Fuck cats

[Ben Larson @BigHauseBen]

"@EarlDibblesJr: Save gas, buy diesel." @superman_mike5

[Ben Larson @BigHauseBen]

A-ROD just needs to quit.

[Ben Larson @BigHauseBen]

August 13.

[Ben Larson @BigHauseBen]

Jimmy buffet tonight. #Margaritaville #cougarhunting

[Ben Larson @BigHauseBen]

This is awesome. #sailor

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Nothin' says, "I don't hunt, I can't fish and I'm from the city" like an Obamers sticker on a car.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This Summer > Last Summer