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29 I like to lift heavy and make jokes

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I just downed 20 tacos and that’s about as much sex appeal as you’re gonna get from me on this app lol

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Mind your own god damn business
A pb&j when you’re high fucking shmacks

[A Woman Thoughts @awomensoul]

WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES

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@Jake_Guitar_Guy Hell yeah brother

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Drunk :)

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This mofo already hits hard as hell
Man we bout to see all the QBs flying this season

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Adding more power to Myles Garrett’s game seems unfair 😂

(Via TT/billycoachcoff)

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Why do they keep taking the wrong white person???
Take the fucking Cheeto

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They just be putting shit together nowadays cause wtf

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

KFC is releasing a new Oreo chicken burger

The collab features cookie-style buns, mashed potatoes covered in crushed Oreo pieces, a fried chicken fillet and launches in China on August 28

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Marco Rubio saying that Tupac is his favorite rapper is the funniest fucking thing
Cause you know if Tupac was still alive he would have absolutely HATED his ass

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#NewProfilePic

[Ａｌｏｎｅｂｏｙ @ItzVarun_____]

“Are you Peter Parker or are you Spider-man?”

“I’m Both”

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If it’s anything Spider-Man related always count me tf in

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I’m ngl this new director really cooked with brand new day
I also liked the chemistry with punisher
I was pleasantly surprised

[Vernpire🧛🏻‍♀️ 瑞瑞 @vernbose]

the way this new spider-man movie is set up reeeal nice for a hulk solo but i know they won’t give it to him because he is pro palestine

[Vernpire🧛🏻‍♀️ 瑞瑞 @vernbose]

i love spider-man

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I did a video with all my spidey comics and these are some screenshots from it
You can see the joy of me holding my collection lol

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@Papa_borrito God damn it

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Naaah

[Ana Laura Costilla @Analaura1935]

Mañana todas las Américas de norte a sur se unen bajo una sola bandera en apoyo a Argentina y Messi 🙏🇦🇷

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@Papa_borrito I am that friend cause I wanna know too

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Me and the boys pulling up to the function

[judas ࣪ ִֶָ☾.݁ᛪ༙ | elbaf @impelclowns]

the council has decided… infinite swag

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When a Peruvian gets fries and some hot dogs
We put them together and make them good as fuck