Jason Gale

Cupbearer to the King, Husband of Kimberly, Dad of Noelani, Kilikina & Kahelemeakua, Brewer of Barley, Wheat and Oats.

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

Pretty sure I ain't the only one watching the 2 car pull around North Wilkesboro with zero desire to go out and buy a Freightliner. (Sure could use rack of Miller Genuine Draft, though)

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

NASCAR hates America.
NASCAR hates its fans.
Let's run a race on a summer evening in the south. Yes, our fan base works tomorrow, but, eff-em. Whoa, is this a thunderstorm? How strange. Who knew this could happen?

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

Ford guy here but thanks, Toyota, for a few laps of commercial-free racing. #NASCARatCOTA #toyotaracingusa

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

Fire that mother hubbard that chooses national anthem singers. Do it right or just get to racing. #nascar #COTA

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

If the Masked Singer ain't Dale Earnhardt Jr., put the frappin' race back on! #NASCAR #CookOutClash #maskedsinger

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

Remove "Physicality" from the football lexicon, and not one of these modern commentators calling college football games would know what to say.

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

Touchdown, Dark Helmet! #Packers #GoPackGo #PackersCowboys

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

I have one bottle of Irish Springs combo body wash, shampoo, etc.
The remaining 48 bottles (yes, I counted) of various bath products in the tub/shower area are split among the wife and three daughters! Counted 4 razors; don't know which daughter needs two of those.

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

Why is it that every time I see TikTok even remotely associated with Robert Irwin, I'm seeing it because my daughter @beachgurlnani has reposted it?

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

No excuse, @FOXSports folks are unhappy with many aspects of your coverage, but at least you can fix the driver "photos!" #TikTok https://t.co/GkOGQf8Poj

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

@itsJohnRocker MAGA

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

Was concerned about my daughter driving home in winter weather tonight until I remembered @beachgurlnani and her instincts from age 1 to countersteer a sliding Barbie Jeep

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

Just me, or are the voices off with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer tonight on NBC? I thought Mr. Ives had a more distinctive presentation. Has Burl been cancelled?

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

Und ich lauf alleine immer weiter, weiter, und wenn es regnet, regnet es auf mich!

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

My hands are tied.
The billions shift from side to side, and the wars go on with brainwashed pride.
For all I've seen has changed my mind, but still, the wars go on, as the years go by with no love of God or human rights. #maga

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

The reaction of the Federal District concerning an Attorney General Matt Gaetz tells us all that he is exactly the tool we need to drain the swamp.

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

@itsJohnRocker #MAGA

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

Found out today that to be donated as usable denim, blue jeans must be at minimum 90% cotton. Today's evangelical pastor will be unable to donate his skinny jeans.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

JD Vance is breaking the 4th Wall so hard I feel like I’m watching The Office.

[Jason Gale @BigJ198]

Every four years, the first half of the college football season is ruined by a neverending barrage of political commercials. Like our university, we've already picked our team. Lemme eat my nachos, drink my adult beverage and enjoy America in peace and freedom.