Matthew Webb

I eat too much, do plate math quicker than actual math and just sold my soul to the devil for another 4. I now have two demon spawns 🥴

[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

When you hear “ E.A. Sports “ do you say

1. “ITS IN THE GAME!”

or

2. “Challenge Everything “

RT for 1 / Fav for 2

Trynna see sum

[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

This the back cracker 3000, with optional headrest panel.

[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

@millerliter Ahhh, so I’m trash for getting you flowers, a new phone and Apple Watch and saying it yesterday because I knew I wouldn’t really be able to today. 👌🏻 let em know the whole truth next time.

[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

“Lunch” ....smoke session

[Davie〽️ @_SayHeyKid]

This not even fair 😂..

Imagine Wizards Jordan in the paint while 2009 LeBron driving to the rim

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

LeBron James is the greatest basketball player to ever dribble a basketball and play in the 70+ year history of the NBA. That's FACT. https://t.co/w1vsprB7DN

[Ball @BallTalkO]

Let’s keep this spreading

[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

BRUHHHHHHH!!!! One of the female DIs has the virus and we’ve all been around her getting briefs and shit. In tight proximity for long periods of time....

[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

@k_bmiller You got me 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂😂

[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

Tarkov be hard sometimes... ALL THE TIME

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Last night in the win over Giannis & the Bucks, LeBron James became the 3rd player ever, and youngest, to score 34,000 points

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[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

@JuicyAssOatmeal Mr. Worldwide

[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

@Low_Diggity @G00dno You wish

[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

#PS4share

[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

@G00dno @Low_Diggity You like? Lol

[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

Tomorrow my wife and son come down, I get to sleep after two back to back duties, Friday we graduate the platoon and I start outpost leave. It’s not half bad.

[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

@k_bmiller Like I haven’t done that

[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

@k_bmiller I meant teleportation but you get what I mean

[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

@k_bmiller It’s 2020, time travel should be a thing by now. Sure would make this a helluva lot easier

[Matthew Webb @BigKitty01]

4 words, 19 letters, say it and I’m yours.

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!

[Nate Lerner @NathanLerner]

Virginia's "extreme" new gun laws that all those armed extremists are protesting?

-Background checks.
-Limit on # of handgun purchases per month.
-Communities can ban guns from specific events/venues.
-Police can take guns from those deemed a risk to others.

That's it.