Les Reed

Director of Football Development @SouthamptonFC. An expert in (1)selling players for inflated prices, (2)ignoring phone calls and (3)slaying skates. *PARODY*

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

Clyney asked for a move to Liverpool because he has exhausted all the Soton muff and now wants to "slaughter some Scouse poon". #saintsfc

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

@BradleyyRees offered him £70k, 10% clean sheet bonus and a battenberg. "Does it look like man likes marzipan tho?" was his response.

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

@BradleyyRees man don't want no rich tea fam

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

.@BradleyyRees I'm holding out for £18m + 2 chicken and leek pies and a hobnob

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

Victor Wanyama's cock killed Lucy Beale. #saintsfc

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

Me and Ralph when Cork said he wouldn't sign a new contract. #saintsfc https://t.co/Ltvqibfsw6

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

@ConnorArmstrong you're not so bad yourself! 😘

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

Probably should have told Liverpool that we removed Lovren's brain before we sold him to them. #saintsfc

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

#saintsfc

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

Selling half the first team and buying vast improvements for half the price #saintsfc

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

Think I may have broken the Sale of Goods Act. Oops. #saintsfc #lallana #lovren

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

Jesus Christ I'm good. #saintsfc

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

@Tonyb666 no worries pal 👍

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

You can thank me whenever you like. #saintsfc

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

DEJAN WHO?????? #saintsfc

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

@rookesjordan just kidding, you will get what you are hoping for very shortly. Unless ralph is bullshitting me again.

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

@rookesjordan erm... I don't really know how to tell you this...

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

Shit, is that the time already? Awkward. #saintsfc

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Me walking into the office tomorrow morning. #saintsfc >>>

[Les Reed @BigLesReed]

@kevvie_geeSFC shows that 'sky sources' know fuck all.