Mike Literus

Not really racist or homophobic but I am a cop

[WILD SPICY🔥 @OhFuckYeahBud82]

If it was me out there #different

[Kelly McCarty @KellyLMcCarty]

We don’t want the H-1B program investigated. We don’t want it reformed.

We want it eliminated entirely.
END IT!

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[Brian Lewerke @brianlewerke14]

“Your beer’s too cold”

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

250 years ago our greatest grandfathers beat the dogshit out of the most powerful military on the planet over a 3% tax and now we can’t deport 100 million immigrants that hate us because women and gays think it would be mean

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Karoline Leavitt went to an expensive private high school, then worked in the White House immediately out of college, then married a billionaire her daddy's age. What kind of spoon is that?

[Mike Literus @bigLiterus]

Dude fuck this bitch

[AF Post @AFpost]

Karoline Leavitt, who has a three-decade age gap with her wealthy husband, says Gen Z is “lazy” and born with “silver spoons in their mouths," and that if they misbehave, they should be sent to “Iran” and “Cuba.”

Gen Z faces some of the most disparate wealth inequality in US history, with relative purchasing power, especially of homes, greatly diminished.

Follow: @AFpost

[Fugs 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🔻 @FugeusRedux]

Sometimes I imagine Hunter Biden in his crack era terrorising his father like Bam Margera terrorises Phil in Jackass

[kordell @lledrook]

only time i wanna see bron in washington is if he becomes the president

[Mike Literus @bigLiterus]

Father Time

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

who stopping this

[Mike Literus @bigLiterus]

@_LARBIDY 5 replies I think you’re wrong about the viral thing

[Mike Literus @bigLiterus]

They say the sugar is what gives you a hangover well then how come when I have 14 crown and coke zeros I still have a headache the next day

[Mike Literus @bigLiterus]

@_LARBIDY Hold this

[Mike Literus @bigLiterus]

@_LARBIDY 6 views tell me im not going viral

[Mike Literus @bigLiterus]

@_LARBIDY I’m so deadass

[Mike Literus @bigLiterus]

@midsmoker34 This changed my life

[yo @xharppp]

Codeine crazy by future is one of the most important songs of the century.

[Tony Sneedprano 🤟🇮🇹🥩🍝🍕🤌���🐎🍳🥃🤟 @TonySneedprano]

beast mode

[Mike Literus @bigLiterus]

Used car shopping is a top 5 worst experience ever

[Mike Literus @bigLiterus]

Shooters shoot