Chip Callahan

Dixie made and Cornbread raised #FreeScooter #crystalboys

[Chip Callahan @BigLoadChip23]

Driving down highway 80 going east and listening to Skynard is the equivalent of a cigarette after sex with a big girl #getchasumofdat

[Clandestine @WarClandestine]

Me in my MAGA hat, staring down my blue-haired cashier, while she rings up 4 bottles of champagne.

[Chip Callahan @BigLoadChip23]

YOU CAN’T STOP THE MAN FROM SHIT!!! #DALEYEAH

[Chip Callahan @BigLoadChip23]

Watch out eastern Kentucky, it’s fat ass and motorcycle weather

[Chip Callahan @BigLoadChip23]

All these Facebook moms that know all are driving Chip up a wall. A Guardian Cap ain’t gonna prevent your precious baby from a concussion, nothing will ever stop it. It’s football, football is violent, shut the fuck up and go back to the kitchen and weekly book club meetings

[Chip Callahan @BigLoadChip23]

Women love an outlaw, I heard folks say and I’ll be an outlaw till my dying day

[Chip Callahan @BigLoadChip23]

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma’am he’s between my legs, but you’re too fat to ride

[Chip Callahan @BigLoadChip23]

Everyone who lives in Somerset Kentucky is a special breed of retard. Walked in a gas station to buy some chaw and this woman is straightening their daughter’s hair. Going to work and a short bus pulls in front of me full speed. This town needs an enema #whatthefuk

[Chip Callahan @BigLoadChip23]

$1 tax on cheese at Burger King is fucked. Get a family bundle coupon for $17.99 and the bill ends up at $21.42. WHAT THE FUCK @BurgerKing help Chip out!!!!!

[Chip Callahan @BigLoadChip23]

Cousin Andy has only done three things for the state of Kentucky. Called a state of emergency for the Eastern Kentucky floods and called state of emergency for the Western Kentucky tornadoes. The third thing, royally FUCKED the state of Kentucky. #ChipisPISSSED

[Chip Callahan @BigLoadChip23]

@AaronParnas You’re fuckin stupid pal

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Tuesday .......Time to remind these Motherfuckers of who's running things....

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Never forget what the Fed took away from us.

[Big Ron @BigRon51281945]

Somebody please get Childers back on cocaine. This has gotten way out of hand

[Chip Callahan @BigLoadChip23]

The songs are known as the gospel, the truest of words

[Sad Country Music @RealCntryOutlaw]

People are now just finding out about David Allen Coe and the songs he wrote??

[Chip Callahan @BigLoadChip23]

@ScooterWatson3 Preach it brother, need a pick me up

[Chip Callahan @BigLoadChip23]

Well.. June is over, tear down the alphabet soup group flag and put up the beautiful stars and striped flag, you only need three colors as is.

[Chip Callahan @BigLoadChip23]

And everybody called me poor white trash and if that ain’t country, I’ll kiss your ass

[Chip Callahan @BigLoadChip23]

If Thanos was real and snapped half the earth’s population, I’d hope he would know to snap all the leftist group, communists, and the alphabet soup group. I know the Avengers would agree with the mad titan then