Louise Rich🌻🌻🌻

Ne te confundant illegitimi

[Louise Rich🌻🌻🌻 @BiglogRich]

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[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

* An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

* Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

* A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

* Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

* A question mark walks into a bar?

* A non sequitur walks into a bar.
In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

* Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

* A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

* A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

* Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

* A synonym strolls into a tavern.

* At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

* A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

* Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

* A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

* An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

* The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

* A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

* The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

* A dyslexic walks into a bra.

* A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

* A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

* A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

* A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony .

– Jill Thomas Doyle

[Simon McCoy @SimonMcCoyTV]

And me…

[LynneP @LynneBP_294]

I found Erling Haaland running! 🤣🤣
Go, Norway! 👊

[Andrew 🏳️‍🌈 @brit_abroad_]

Hi, @Tesco!

Punctuation is *really* important.

Hire a copywriter.

[Louise Rich🌻🌻🌻 @BiglogRich]

@a_derll Because French. Maroc

[Louise Rich🌻🌻🌻 @BiglogRich]

@original1hanwoo @fromdevoid @authordlewis Or the M11

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Today (and this is true) is "International Tea Day".

Be careful out there folks.

[Louise Rich🌻🌻🌻 @BiglogRich]

@Maddu_550 There’s more than 1 solution. -3, +3, 0, -3i, 3i

[Louise Rich🌻🌻🌻 @BiglogRich]

@crsanchezx We

[Louise Rich🌻🌻🌻 @BiglogRich]

@SolidKroket Vlad

[Louise Rich🌻🌻🌻 @BiglogRich]

@MikeBales Only if it is next door and he won’t be able to sleep because of the noise.

[Louise Rich🌻🌻🌻 @BiglogRich]

@cutiieepie6 Mavis

[Mike Scott @IrkthePurists]

It looks like a list of people who’ve signed a misjudged letter in the Guardian.

[Rachel Moiselle @RachelMoiselle]

This video is less than two minutes long and I implore everyone to watch it. It is indeed rather extraordinary.

As Holocaust Awareness Ireland says, Patrick Kielty exhibits utter callousness with respect to the attacks on the Jewish community, astonishingly saying ‘the backdrop of that is obviously the horrors in Gaza, this is a complex thing.’

Boy George remains calm and says ‘if you don’t know any Jewish people maybe that’s the problem.’ He then asks the audience ‘do you know any Jewish people?’

Boy George is visibly taken aback by the ensuing silence, and vocalises his shock twice, remarking that it is ‘weird’ and ‘surprising me a little bit.’ Patrick looks uncomfortable and ends puts an end to the topic with a dismissive ‘mmm’.

Extraordinary viewing. Just extraordinary.

[Louise Rich🌻🌻🌻 @BiglogRich]

@timothy_stanley Just shows why next door is totally superior. Master has a dog that is an undergrad mascot.

[Louise Rich🌻🌻🌻 @BiglogRich]

@PintSizedFarmer Try ketchup instead of shampoo.

[Louise Rich🌻🌻🌻 @BiglogRich]

@stephenRB4 Vanity Fair

[Louise Rich🌻🌻🌻 @BiglogRich]

@BexBookaholic We ate the first asparagus picked from the garden this year. It was delicious.

[Louise Rich🌻🌻🌻 @BiglogRich]

@Patrici87761911 @PavlovsCat6 @LBFlyawayhome But you can put buttons in Tupperware.