alex moran

someone can take the same hand you've been dealt and win with it..

[MMA Gone Wild🥋 @mmagonewild]

Easily the greatest walkout in sports history

[Ric Flair® @RicFlairNatrBoy]

Luka @lukadoncic, Please Get In The Game! Take A Shot Of Cortisone And Deal With The Pain! They Are Paying You 50 Million A Year, And You’re Not There! WTF! I Hope @JeanieBuss Trades You Next Year. Nobody Wants A Lame Duck On Their Team!

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Call me old fashioned, but I think the soon to be 2x MVP should drive to the basket with the intent to score instead of driving to the basket with the intent to trick the ref.

[Jason McIntyre @jasonrmcintyre]

Hey Adam Silver, this is a bigger problem in the NBA than tanking

SGA is the worst flopper in the NBA

[k @alfkkifine]

The internet constantly tells women that men are terrible listeners because the second a woman starts venting about her day, the man immediately interrupts to offer a logical solution. We are taught to view this as him being dismissive, emotionally unintelligent, or invalidating our feelings.

​The strict, unpopular truth is that to a man, fixing the problem is his absolute highest, most desperate form of empathy.
​Women vent to connect; we want our partner to just sit in the dark with us and validate the emotion. But men are hardwired to view the woman they love being in distress as an active threat. When he immediately offers a spreadsheet, a strategy, or a solution to your problem, he isn't trying to silence you. His brain has recognized that something in the world is hurting his partner, and his immediate, visceral instinct is to assassinate the thing causing you pain.

We constantly shame men for "not just listening," completely ignoring the fact that his attempt to fix your life is his most profound declaration of love.

[Aɴᴛ @AntSpeaks]

British comedian Pat Smith brilliantly points out the hypocrisy surrounding the subject of mass migration in the UK.

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

Have you ever seen Ted Cruz kick Jimmy Kimmel's ass in basketball?

Well, now you have.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Brown employs one “administrator” for every two students!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW. Brown University student Alex Shieh previously EVISCERATED the school's administrators for having a $46 million deficit, despite surging costs for students.

They pay $90K+ PER YEAR.

Alex Shieh: "What about the kids who weren't born on third base?! [...] Brown is on track to run a $46 million DEFICIT this year. WHERE is all the money going?"

"I'll tell you where it's going. It's going into an empire of administrative bloat and bureaucracy! Brown employs 3,805 full time non-instructional staff for just 7,229 undergrads. That's one administrator for every two students."

"This isn't education. This is bloat paid for on the backs of students and families who are mortgaging their futures for a shot at a better life!"

HE'S SPOT-ON.

[Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) @TheMilkBarTV]

Charlie Kirk SHUTS DOWN a Groyper claiming to be American means to be white: "You sir and your ideology is not conservative. It is right wing identitarian. It has no place in the conservative movement. GET OUT OF LINE!"

[Nick Godin @FlyingOrr]

Rashee Rice was going 119mph before crashing his Lamborghini, hitting six vehicles, injuring four people, then fleeing the scene. He's lucky nobody died.

Bizarre behavior from a team considering Rice hasn't shown remorse. His "remorse" was even questioned by the judge as being potentially insincere.

The Chiefs suck.

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Hey @StephenKing, you are more monstrous than any of the characters you ever came up with.

Charlie was never anything but kind to me and my husband.

We broke bread many times, and he never treated us with anything other than respect.

He even came to our house not too long ago and plot twist, didn’t throw rocks at us.

Write about that sometime, you hack.

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Conservatives say that guns are for sport, hunting, and self defense because that’s what they use them for.

Liberals say that guns are for killing people because that’s what they use them for.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

BREAKING NEWS: Conservative commentator Charlie Kirk, 31, has died after being shot at an event in Utah. An appalling assault on free speech and democracy. Charlie always welcomed debate, with anyone. This is disgusting, and heart-breaking.
RIP Charlie. 🙏

[Jamie Kennedy @jamierkennedy]

Ok... I think I've fixed the Tour Championship.

(Yes, it's a match play format)

Let me explain 🧵

[alex moran @bigMAC_59]

@SEPTAPHILLY When are you going to stop begging for money and start running a profitable business?

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Dont know if I can think of a time an athlete at the top of his sport has been this open and honest about their craft

[Valentina Gomez @ValentinaForUSA]

I am the only hope Texas has to prevent the Islamization of America.

When I get to Congress, I will make sure the Cross is never traded for the crescent.

I don’t make peace with evil. I destroy it.

[🇺🇸Steve2A🇺🇸God🇺🇸Family🇺🇸Country🇺🇸 @lakemonstercl1]

The real party of oligarchs is revealed.

[RedBloodedAmerica @RedBloodedGuy]

When you cannot suspend disbelief, you are left with comedy.