Mac Heineken

check yoself before you wreck yoself!

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

first tweet baby!! everyone that sees this has to like and follow😎

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

There is no world that Zack Short should be paid to play our precious pass time. It’s an insult to the integrity of the game.

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

If you’re gonna make a burger with onion rings on it, bbq sauce or not, it shouldn’t have onions sliding out of the fried exterior while taking a bite. If it does, scrap it! If it doesn’t, market the hell out of it. Know what people like!

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

@LanceHeineken Lowkey tho get rid of them

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

The worst part of the Dodgers being juggernauts is the construction of Los Angeles as a city. One of; if not the worst places in the world if you consider the quality of human. Not talking about the Mexicans, but the people who think others are a spectacle.

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

If you’re gonna make a burger with onion rings on it, bbq sauce or not, it shouldn’t have onions sliding out of the fried exterior while taking a bite. If it does, scrap it! If it doesn’t, market the hell out of it. Know what people like!

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

@NFL_DovKleiman @stassneynicole Bad human engagement farming once again. Enjoy your likes Dov but remember at the end of the day you have to look at yourself in the mirror and know you’re a shitty person. I pity you dov I do

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

@Delightinstuff @SickosCommittee Hate to break it to u brother but this is not true. Not even required to submit ur score anymore either

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

Joshua block is the kwistatz haxeroxk

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

Man Dov I really can’t stand you but I respect the commitment to the game. Just absolute TEXTBOOK engagement farming and one of the best posts I’ve ever seen. Went from congrats to look at how obese this guy is

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Congrats! Vikings star QB JJ McCarthy and his fiancée Katya Kuropas are expecting their first child, a baby boy.

JJ has been eating good this offseason ❤️

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

2 hour 45 minute flight. 450 players. NFL only. Ignore the handwriting there was turbulence

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

@NFL_DovKleiman Dov you’re a fucking idiot

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

Makes me wonder @JayCuda @FoolishBB how many times has someone stole home on a strike? Feels like it cannot be that common?

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Jacoby Ellsbury stole 343 bases in his career, but that’s nothing compared to the 153 million he would steal from the Yankees.

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

@Tonypapemaker You’re*

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

@NFL_DovKleiman This guy

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

The pope being American GREATLY increases the odds that he has seen the greatest video in American history

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

@Tonypapemaker I think it’s a county/parish (in Louisiana)

[Mac Heineken @BigMacHein]

Who’s this pope guy and if he’s so American how come he’s in Europe?