people see a conquistador ship pull up next to them and instead of battening down the hatches and loading their cannons to prepare for a broadside, they take out their phone and take a video
"What alarms me most of all is my inconstancy in God's service. I say a thousand times with St Augustine that I will rise again, but unlike him I always fall back. Worst of all, recently, partly through my own negligence, partly for other reasons, I have been many days without going to confession. And to think that Charles Borromeo went to confession twice a day. Enough! No words can describe how wretched I am: my pride still clouds my intellect."
- Saint John XXIII