Sean O'Grady

The good times are a blessing The bad ones a lesson

[Kendrick Perkins @KendrickPerkins]

I gotta better chance of having breakfast with Beyoncé in the morning

[Kansas Baseball @KUBaseball]

The night before.

[Blake Miller @ImBlake]

Kansas City has always been a trailblazing town.

[Drew Banks @Drizzy_Dru29]

I can’t understand how someone can do this and then not be in the lineup the next day.

That’s what you call losing the fan base.

[Royals Review @royalsreview]

So Caglianone, who has a reverse split in his MLB career and minor league career, must sit against:
- Left-handers with a platoon split
- Left-handers even if they have a reverse platoon
- Righties who have a reverse platoon split

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

I'd like to think that I have become more patient with age, more nuanced, less liable to fly off the handle.

But batting Vinnie and Salvy 3-4 AGAIN...day after day...this is indefensible.

Benching Caglianone against a RHP might be worse.

This is what a death spiral looks like.

[Brett Flory @coachbrettflory]

I know a place!!

[Noah Darling @noahdarling_]

It is ridiculous in the year 2026, we do not have an ESPN presented College Gameday in front of a college baseball stadium right now.

[Royals Kingdom🤴(29-44) @kingdom_royals]

So you make it half price 20% of the way into the season?

Major slap in the face to everyone who already bought it

[Matt Miller @nfldraftscout]

This tweet is doing numbers in the group texts

[Gardas @Gardas111]

They dominated basketball for 3 years

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

It’s been 2 years since Charles Barkley’s evisceration of Galveston

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Jazz is now 1-for-7 on pitch challenges

[Mike Morgan @MorganOnAir]

I'm convinced this was performed by Key & Peele

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

Men’s Warehouse

[Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio]

I am not kidding when I say this is a disgrace to the game of baseball. This is gayer than actual homosexual intercourse.

This is baseball for low attention span iPad kids who can’t sit through a full baseball game.

[Nick Loftin Protector @KCSportsBurner]

Lane Thomas batting 5th while Jensen sits on the bench is why Kansas City wants Q gone

[Sage Steele @sagesteele]

She needs help. That is psychotic. And abusive.

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

What motor vehicles has Tiger Woods operated poorly?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I say this every year. Baseball starting the season with anything other than day baseball games in America is a disgrace to the flag and whoever approved this should be thrown in prison for life @MLB