Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas

ISU Sigma Nu pc ‘95 | American Spirit blue enthusiast | Tye Neikamp enjoyer | Former Wilkins Hall + Cardinal Court resident | #FireBeggs

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

dalton kincaid when i put valid united states currency on him

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

Clay Holmes is a terrorist, can we get a refund @Mets ?

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

I’ve seen enough #MVPete

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

@BarstoolILLSt

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

What a beautiful view, I wonder what’s listed on Facebook marketplace in my hometown rn

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

Missed our flight this morning and needed something to take the edge off. Airport Miller Light

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

Am I crazy for showering before the gym? May be a hot take but I don’t wanna be the guy who smells like hot ass #Lank

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

opening up to a girl is like going into the future and killing yourself

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

Beat the AI accusations

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

Being accused of using AI for the first time in my academic career. Could use some pointers here friends #Game7

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

People around me getting engaged and starting families while I am chudmaxxing in my room laughing at Jew jokes #Cooked

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

@b9bozzi Will absolutely keep you in my prayers Back Nine. Remember Romans 8:31, if God is for us who can be against us? Hang in there brother
- MT

[Connor @patfitzzo]

yea i have a porn addiction
porn myself another miller lite

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

@Rajesh416769 Gotta educate her

[Reggies Burner @ReggiesBurner1]

The NFL released its script for 1st overall pick tonight. I’m not surprised at all…

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

When the wait for drinks gets too long and we gotta rotate bars

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

@BarstoolILLSt Pedon after not subbing Ty Blake in

[Barstool Birds @BarstoolILLSt]

Give me some Ty Blake minutes.

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

Quattro Dog seeing the horn for Iowa vs. Illinois won’t stop going off

[Michael “Roll Birds” Thomas @BigMike647]

@Honeypack_Mike This one was special Mike. Not sure I’ll get over her for a while

[Barstool Birds @BarstoolILLSt]

JOHNNY “JOHNNY KINZIGER” KINZIGER