Michael Honcho

Dad. Husband. Former Playgirl Magazine Cover (2006). Buttcheek spread enthusiast. Bidet owner.

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

This is why Trump doesn’t get bullied. He’s an idiot but turns everything relationship with the United States into a business. You want to go to war? We’ll slap so many tariffs on you so that you can’t feed your people, let alone fund a war. It’s fucking simple

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

I shit the bed with grades in college. Really just didn’t give a fuck. But it taught me the most important lesson in the world: everything is a business. Individual, societies, communities, countries. Everything. Look at everything through an economic lens

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

Individuals are businesses. You are only as good as the service you can provide to the world. Stop feeling bad for people who don’t develop the skills to develop themselves into product members of society. No one cares when a business fails.

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

I was right about the crybabies stocking the market once tariffs first announced. Look at the SP now. I would’ve bet the house

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

I watch Trumps 60 minutes and wow I get fired up about how idiotic this country is

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

@OccupyLF You don’t know what it takes to be Michael Honcho.

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

@SarkLover69 Taking on Vegas this weekend. Hookers and bags in the lineup.

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

Michael Honcho coming out of retirement. Time to get white boy wasted

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

Sincerely could not imagine being a retarded liberal

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

Upgraded to a new facility. Expanded square footage. Had an interview with John F. Pennedy.

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

#freeGeekBars

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

If you don’t smoke American Spirits fuck you

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

Micheal Jackson is a child predator

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

Prime Mike Tyson = college.
Post jail Mike Tyson = working full time

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

What’s the worst slur? What’s your favorite slur?

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

I asked grok why Utah sucks ass. Twitter deleted my tweet. Fuck you Elon Musk. I thought this was a free speech platform

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

@grok why does Utah suck ass

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

I could bang some of my coworkers ngl #LANK

[Michael Honcho @BigMikeHonch]

Women are nice though. Definitely purebreds