Jacob Misiorowski breaks the record for most strikeouts in a Maddux.
Misiorowski vs. Phillies:
9 IP (career-high)
0 ER
15 K (career-high)
1 H
0 BB
26 Whiffs
95 Pitches
Fredo Bang (who has a child with a lesbian couple) shares how the decision of who got pregnant was made: one said yes, and the other said they didnโt hear him.
He also says lesbians are the biggest haters.
๐ฅ: https://t.co/mYsJHvSAMn
Tracy McGrady tells a story when he won $20,000 from Michael Jordan betting on a Roy Jones Jr vs Antonio Tarver fight:
โWeโre at the fight and Iโm sitting directly behind MJ and Oak. Roy Jones Jr is a Jordan athlete. Thatโs why Mike is at the fight. They asked who I had and I got Tarver. Of course these two Jokers want to bet. Mike said put some money on it. I said Iโll do $20K. That was me talking out my ass I was nervous as hell. These two dudes want the money now. Iโm praying to my lord and savior because I donโt got $20K on my right now bro and I donโt want to deal with these dudes. Tarver knocked that n**** out BOOM! WHERE MY MONEY. GIVE ME MY MONEY DOG! The whole world was lifted off my shouldersโฆ. MJ called me over, we went and sat down. Heโs like โyou got me MF.โ He handed me a bag of $20,000 cash. I told him โIโm glad I won this cause I didnโt have that $20k to give youโ
(Via @VinceAndTmac)