richard head

[Mike Commodore @commie22]

Folks…A PERFORMANCE FOR THE AGES!!!….Brock Boeser put on an absolute clinic and lapped the field.

Congratulations Brock Boeser…you are the 2026 #NHLMasters Champion!! #TheGreenJacket

[Bobby @BKinsey17]

@robbywgucci @ChampagneAnyone meet us at the nütrl zone (autozone). 1-3-1 forecheck. trap.

[Mike Commodore @commie22]

Folks...do you remember when Babcock was a “Mental Health Advocate”? What a fraud. When the cameras are rolling he’s an advocate, when they aren’t he is a bully.

Mike Babcock is literally the definition of everything mental health advocates advocate against.

[Mike Commodore @commie22]

Good evening Folks...I hope everyone except for Babs, #ShitStain and that loser Scott Arniel are having a lovely evening...lots of action in the NHL these days...don’t fret..the #Insiderrr is sniffing around...#ForThePeople

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

.@SUBWAY how much is the 5 dollar foot long again ?

[Mike Commodore @commie22]

Folks....it’s official... I am #InOne

[Mike Commodore @commie22]

Folks...I have some GREAT news...the #Masters Committee has decided that enough holes were played to award #TheGreenJacket!!!

Congratulations Andreas Athanasiou...you are the 2020 NHL #Masters Champion.
#TheGreenJacket

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Open for a surprise

[richard head @BigNik96]

@ChampagneAnyone @RidgeServidio

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

[On my death bed from juuling]

Me (barely able to talk): come closer

My mom: Wh..what is it?

Me: closer

*she leans in*

Me, on my last breathe: wheres my juul

*i fucking die*

[Mike Commodore @commie22]

I am #InOne

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

aight it’s saturday fellas you know what that means 🗓

tire pressure: low 🚗
peer pressure: high 🚬
white claws: opened 🌊
dms: closed 📵
monkey: on my back 🐒
versace logo: on my chest 💧
haters: in my mentions
titanic victims: in my thoughts 🛳

ok let’s roll

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Bury me inside the coochie store

[richard head @BigNik96]

@joannaforr >:((( leave the birds alone what did they do to you

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Ok fellas. Friday night plans:
- couple beers ✅
- hit chili’s ✅
- put on black v neck✅
- shit faced by 10:30
- Almost wheel a girl then at the buzzer she finds out you booped her friend, she’s not interested anymore
- tweet “hoes will be hoes”

Aight let’s go to McDonald’s

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

It’s crazy that Johnny sins doesn’t do it for the money, he does it for the love of the game. A true artist.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I’m severely drunk and the last thing I want to tweet before I pass out or throw up is that mark masters has perfect ass cheeks

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Have a great weekend everyone let’s really sink into some crispy drinks tonight. Last Friday of the week. Long weekend. Be safe.

Ok google, play hearts burst into fire by bullet for my valentine.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I grew up liking Marty brodeuer. Even had a poster of him in my room. Now? Cannot stand this dude bragging on enterprise commercials all playoffs long. It’s insane. “Look at me I’m a hall of famer look at this truck with my trophies.” Fuck you man. Fuck off