uh oh Stinky

I’m just out here chatting absolute nonsense | queer |

[uh oh Stinky @Bigoldartrat]

POV you are the packet of vegan quorn chicken slices in the fridge at 3am and I’m HÜÑG🅰️RŶ

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I really think I should get an award for not committing arson this year, I'm so brave

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@_baggers__ I don't have a 5 year plan i just want this

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@itsyacroix Ye. That’s probably a cocker spaniel and poodle cross

Peanut is a cavalier spaniel cross (travel size)

I will say even never met a cockerpoo that wasn’t a nutcase with bad recall haha but they are smart

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@itsyacroix This is an attack on peanut 😤😤

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@pastaslut I might also steal this !

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@sharkmulder I would hire you , I don’t what for but I definitely would

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Honestly why did my brother have to be born 2 weeks premature and have his 21st birthday on the literary hottest day ever in the uk. Bro I don’t want to go out for a birthday meal nah man

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It’s too hot for someone as sexy and slay to be working, I should be in the sun eating fresh berries

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YouTube has been a bit of flop ear recently but today I check and a load of bang videos have appeared Ty ty yt

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They keep flying at my eyes I’m sick of the harassment

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If I see one more flying ant come near me I’m going to fucking lose it

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He/they of the day: Fresno night crawler

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I just used my foam roller on my back and ngl I just cracked my back so good I feel free

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@itsyacroix I think it’s good that pride is over tomorrow

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I’ve noticed if I can’t sleep I watch a Minecraft video and I’m out like a bby ? Doesn’t have to be anyone spasific as long as it’s Minecraft I’m sleeping

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My dog doesn’t realise that when I say “I’m going to kms if you don’t give me a cuddle right now “ I mean it why dose she want to see me suffer?

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Bestie I’m going feral , no more things be bad today thank you

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He gives me gender envy

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He/they of the day:

Murph the nerf mascot

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I just had a nap in my hot room damn I feel like shit