Pauly🌏

The World Is Yours🌎🍾

[evan @actuallypee]

once this covid shit over bro im legit getting my life together

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

No one warns you that getting older mostly means deciding what to make with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

aries and leo, you complete each other.

[Danny @lookinfordanny]

idgaf how happy you see me with a bih. i don’t trust that ho

[Deus Ex Machina @nishkidoonoo]

good mexican bad mexican

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

No one talks about how annoying it is when people are intimidated by you all the time and you ain't even doing sht.

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

The reason people hate flock cameras is that they know the government will not use them to lock up the insane depraved criminals who will stab you while you walk through Times Square but will instead mail you a ticket for speeding on an empty highway at 2AM.

[Sabers Playbook @SabersPlaybook]

Ayyye now don’t add that scammin ass nigga to our show

[Big Money @MoneyMan]

if you playin by the rules out here you already lost

[ankh lo @arash_n7]

mexikodro really had 2 entirely separate yet successful careers within like a 10 year span & i don’t think that gets talked about enough man

[Movie Fun @NFootfun]

Calvin Klein 👀

2020 2026

[Dennis Brooks @DennisBrooks44]

1994 Chevy Blazer 350 engine Factory 5 speed.

[kordell @lledrok]

car turned that nigga in

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

When I was a kid, I thought the tomatoes in Ratatouille were pepperonis. Somehow, I also thought the squash was yellow pepperoni. I genuinely believed it was all pepperoni.

[Wizard Kelly @capcorleonee]

funniest nigga out rn😂😂😂

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

Crazy how MexikoDro just randomly started rapping outta nowhere

[xxx @threepointfiive]

not code switching around white people really have you thinking you’re a nigger

[🅿️ 𝖔𝖔𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖊 @Poochiesintern]

After 26 years… my time has finally come

[Docquistador @Docquistador]

Kangals are a crazy breed of dog.

Like that dude who’s pretty socially retarded but somehow super switched on when it comes to his job.

[bloodbath @DRENCHMAN00]

Durk ain’t the only one fighting a Rico rn im also investigating my hoe